Jerry: Ben yesterday at your birthday party, I ate a whole bunch of pizza and now post birthday clarity hit me hard, as I now have shat for 5 hours straight.
Ben: I did not need to know that
Ben: I did not need to know that
by Spoodigus November 14, 2022
Get the Post Birthday Claritymug. “It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”
“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”
“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”
by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018
Get the Birthday Balloonmug. by Nubs2024 January 23, 2024
Get the breaking bad birthdaymug. The rattiest friendly game mode in FIFA history. Infested by WC Al Owarians as well as baby Maldini's and Jarizhinos. A nightmare for every who does not spend 30 hours on FIFA23 every week.
Person 1: I just need one token bro, can a brother get a free win?
Person 2: I know bro this fut birthday cup is my last straw!
Person 2: I know bro this fut birthday cup is my last straw!
by ILUVTHISGAME April 10, 2023
Get the fut birthday cupmug. by Jinx.43L September 14, 2022
Get the birthday girlmug. the belief that telling someone what you wished for won't come true. similar to when you wish for something on your birthday before you blow out your candles, and you can't tell anyone what you wished for because it won't come true.
the birthday wish rule applies mostly to the law of attraction.
the birthday wish rule applies mostly to the law of attraction.
teacher: "what are you planning to do after high school?"
intellectual student: "if it tell you, it won't come true. birthday wish rule. sorry not sorry."
in this situation, the teacher could end up being a mean person and try to use your aspirations against you. for example, if you want to be a famous pop star, they might bully you and make you lose hope, telling you that you'll never amount to anything. of course, they could also be supportive and become a day one. it's up to you. it may involve risk, but it's up to you. always.
to fail and grow is not something you might always want to avoid.
much love !! hadn't seen this word anywhere so decided to create it :)
intellectual student: "if it tell you, it won't come true. birthday wish rule. sorry not sorry."
in this situation, the teacher could end up being a mean person and try to use your aspirations against you. for example, if you want to be a famous pop star, they might bully you and make you lose hope, telling you that you'll never amount to anything. of course, they could also be supportive and become a day one. it's up to you. it may involve risk, but it's up to you. always.
to fail and grow is not something you might always want to avoid.
much love !! hadn't seen this word anywhere so decided to create it :)
by minuterie August 26, 2024
Get the birthday wish rulemug. Humorous-but-heartwarming term dat refers to where you either:
(1) receive a gift from Birthday Boy/Girl dat he/she had received on said "special day", but he/she forwarded it to you because said item was more compatible wif your lifestyle than it would have been for said "original" recipient, or
(2) have something extra-nice/pleasant/fortunate happen to you (i.e., perhaps you score unexpectedly high in a game/contest, receive a wonderful gift, are extra-successful while performing some difficult/disagreeable endeavor, find one or more greatly-desired items on sale/in stock at a store, etc.) on someone else's birthday.
(1) receive a gift from Birthday Boy/Girl dat he/she had received on said "special day", but he/she forwarded it to you because said item was more compatible wif your lifestyle than it would have been for said "original" recipient, or
(2) have something extra-nice/pleasant/fortunate happen to you (i.e., perhaps you score unexpectedly high in a game/contest, receive a wonderful gift, are extra-successful while performing some difficult/disagreeable endeavor, find one or more greatly-desired items on sale/in stock at a store, etc.) on someone else's birthday.
Giving pass-along birthday presents can be just as enjoyable and bring just as much happiness to da person having da birthday as if he'd kept da presents for himself, since he will know dat whomever he's giving da items to will be enjoying/utilizing them even more than he would have. Same deal if a friend beamingly tells you of something extra-fortunate dat happened to him on your birthday, since you can feel glowingly radiant in your heart dat your good buddy experienced something dat made his life easier and/or more fun/pleasant.
by QuacksO October 15, 2021
Get the pass-along birthday presentmug.