AKA the Top Turd Tiger
A sexual act that involves taking a dump on your girlfriend's head, then jumping off the bed and knocking the turds off her head with your ballsack, similar to a tiger knocking a poacher off the top of an elephant in India.
The technique is as follows:
Girlfriend gets down on all fours on the floor
Take a dump on girl friend's head
Get a running start and jump off of the bed and onto the girlfriend's head while trying to knock the turd off her head with your ballsack.
A sexual act that involves taking a dump on your girlfriend's head, then jumping off the bed and knocking the turds off her head with your ballsack, similar to a tiger knocking a poacher off the top of an elephant in India.
The technique is as follows:
Girlfriend gets down on all fours on the floor
Take a dump on girl friend's head
Get a running start and jump off of the bed and onto the girlfriend's head while trying to knock the turd off her head with your ballsack.
by BA Baracus August 4, 2006
Get the Triple Tmug. by cmc November 23, 2004
Get the T-Mobilemug. When you get so drunk that you become retarded and you tuck you elbows into your side and still try to use you hands, but they are short and useless, just like a T-Rex. This state of drunkeness my also be accompanied by slurred yelling that sounds like a roar. Getting this drunk usually involves blacking out and falling down.
by FreqHopMaster March 11, 2009
Get the T-Rexingmug. 1) A completely talentless person who is stupid enough to call himself an "R&B singer" because he sings through a vocorecorder (therefore a douchebag), also wears a stupid hat and glasses. Works with Aakon (no suprise there) and has no talent whatsoever and was made "famous" by tons and tons of tarded wangsters (mostly white) and teenage girls from Suburbia.
2) A talentless tool who completely destroyed R&B (which was basically started by decent artists like Ray Charles).
2) A talentless tool who completely destroyed R&B (which was basically started by decent artists like Ray Charles).
1) I was listening to T Pain the other day and I had to call the Suicide Hotline.
2)douche:"Yo, Homie-G-Funk-Fry-Skllet-Dawg!"
dude:"what?"
douche:"Yo, yo, yo, check it! I got the new T Pain Album on my IPhone!"
dude:"Great! What a total waste of resources and money!"
douche:"Huh? Big words yo! And I'm gonna go buy Solja Boy and Aakon!"
dude:"Oh great! Aakon and the Chipmonks!
2)douche:"Yo, Homie-G-Funk-Fry-Skllet-Dawg!"
dude:"what?"
douche:"Yo, yo, yo, check it! I got the new T Pain Album on my IPhone!"
dude:"Great! What a total waste of resources and money!"
douche:"Huh? Big words yo! And I'm gonna go buy Solja Boy and Aakon!"
dude:"Oh great! Aakon and the Chipmonks!
by dhawk123 March 7, 2009
Get the T Painmug. The act of breaking a girls arms during and then finishing on her face as to make her look like a T-rex flailing its arms while roaring.
Guy 1: Bro, Jurassica was so pissed when I T-rekt her last night
Guy 2: I can only imagine... she's gonna be in casts for a while. But, it probably felt amazing right?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!!
Guy 2: I can only imagine... she's gonna be in casts for a while. But, it probably felt amazing right?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!!
by Jewc Ketchum December 4, 2016
Get the T-rektmug. Marvin killed Tito on a video game and proceeded to t-bag.
Tito: Don't t-beg me you slut.
Marvin proceeds to spam crouch.
Tito: Don't t-beg me you slut.
Marvin proceeds to spam crouch.
by pseudonavel June 1, 2018
Get the t-begmug. A narrow strip of hair covering the lips of a woman's vagina. Derived from the mohawk haircut of Mr. T.
by Digib Flarlee McZzzz August 5, 2012
Get the Mrs. Tmug.