Arkansas hair straightener

The act of jizzing in a woman's hair and putting her hair in your ass. After, clench your cheeks and pull the hair through, in order to straighten it.

Yesterday Aidan and I did the Arkansas hair straightener and it worked like a charm. My hair has never been more straight.

by Mr. Sumo88 April 25, 2024

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ArkDouche

Lord and God of all douches, eclipsing in the hierarchy of douche baggery than even the Douchelord. An individual of such epic ego and insecurity that every moment of their existence is spent trying to groom that part of their psyche that responds directly and immediately to basic urges, needs, and desires.

Bob showed his Arkdoucheness when when he ripped off a massive fart at the sales meeting and demanded all the sales staff smell his butt cheeks. What an Arkdouche!

by Raul McDonald April 27, 2024

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Arkasha

A sociopathic military guy that's russian american, and that you should stay the fuck away from. He may also go by Mason. This motherfucker summons a succubus even though he has girlfriends that he's cheating on one another with, and a liar. If you're a woman, don't even look in his direction, he won't break your heart, he'll eat it. He uses manipulation for you to fall for his charm and abuses you, robs you and your life. He's also a gore and rape fanatic and has videos of people being tortured and thinks it's funny.

This guy's laughing while he watches people be tortured, he must be an Arkasha!

by insaneheart April 30, 2024

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arkananta

he an idiot he fucking anoying don't trust him for anything.

you stupid arkananta

by 69 idiot May 6, 2024

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Arkhamization

The process by which a subreddit becomes utterly insane and filled with shitposts to try and survive a real or perceived content drought, as famously demonstrated on r/BatmanArkham. Other subreddits which have undergone this include r/Deltarune and r/tf2. Some people will try to force this on a subreddit during a content drought, no matter how brief it actually is, because haha is he stupid = funny

David: r/Deltarune is undergoing Arkhamization. I guess nowhere is sacred.

by E hates Q May 31, 2024

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