anus

Not to be confused with uncle Eanus. Although, to be frank, they are both asses.

"You can't tell your Eanus from your elbow. Wait, I mean anus from your elbow. Well, whatever. Forget it. You're just stupid is all."

by Ghetto_Super_Soaker October 20, 2015

Conversion Anus

When someone converts another person to their way of political ideology, not through persuasion, but through offering bumming.

- Hey Bri how's it going with that hot copper?
- I suspect he might be a Tory so it may be time to prepare the Conversion Anus

by Polidicks August 26, 2022

Orange Anus

A nickname for Donald Trump, the 45th president of the United States of America.

The Orange Anus had better be careful when he spends the next decade in prison. Big Bubba would take advantage if he dropped the soap.

by redroadpunk August 28, 2023

Large fish anus

Verrryyy streachy kids.

She got a large fish anus

by Catty meow April 25, 2019

Insta-anus

When in a new relationship, the female offers the male butt sex before vaginal intercourse.

George: Hey, how are things working out with that new girl you are seeing?

Brandon: Awesome, after we got home from go-kart racing she gave me insta-anus.

by Hardened shell October 26, 2019

anus

jenny has no anus

"wow jenny has a small ANUS"

by bigdaddyth0t July 12, 2017

glaucoma of the anus

When one is simply tired of dealing with work bullshit.

Hey boss, I have glaucoma of the anus. Unfortunately, I can't see my ass coming in today.

by Satan McNinja March 10, 2017