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Alpha Penguin

1. A man who hides his own insecurities of not performing
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.

2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,

while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence

skills and talents.

When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
My Alpha Penguin ex-boyfriend tried to slut shame me, even though he has slept with many women.

The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
by Count Boogie May 4, 2024
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Alpha Rizzler

A dude who’s top-tier at pulling — like S-tier rizz. Confident, smooth, dominant. Basically the boss of flirting. Think of him as the final boss of “game.”
“Only an alpha rizzler could pull that off in front of a whole crowd.”
by Lifewleylaa July 19, 2025
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Alpha Male

Being alpha male makes you above everyone
diego joshua and bruno are examples of alpha male
by jimenexx- April 21, 2022
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Alpha

Someone who has been pegged by Nakul
Pranit is such an alpha! Sana is just cringe
by jesus christ #1 September 29, 2020
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Free Alpha

Sharing unsolicited data, information or intelligence with other men that can benefit them and help them succeed without wanting or expecting anything in return. Offering insight or leaving a bread crumb trail that is beneficial to other men that may be struggling with or seeking a solution for a problem. Loving your fellow brothers like your self and giving them dope ass actionable information.

Also collecting duck butter that is saturated with pheromones' and testosterone with your thumbnail from under your ball sack and offering it to your bro to smell after you sniff it first. The offer is usually silent and the thumb is put right infront of your bro's nose so they can get a whiff of it.

Like all free alpha, there is not need for thanking or gratitude.. the pleasure free alpha is in the act of giving, not the gratitude from the other party. Because you are your brothers keeper. Not to say that gratitude is not of extreme importance. It is the Joy and gratitude of the alpha for being who he is which compels him to share and give free alpha to others.

There are no strings attached to free alpha. It is an act of giving useful info to your fellow man. Also pheromones' trigger signals within the body, there fore pheromones' are a type of data or signal carrier that changes and affects behavior. This is why you shouldn't wear deodorant.. all the free alpha makes pussies wet and puts fear into the heart of other men that do not know you or are not a familiar.
Bro... i just gave you so much free alpha.. stop being a beta cuck and take action.

if you don't stop being a lazy bastard and keep asking me for free alpha without putting any work in, im going to fuck your wife because you are acting like a beta.

dude.. wtf are you doing with you hand down your pants.. oh here have some free alpha.. it will put hair on your chest.
by dadbofor December 29, 2023
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alpha

me
im the alpha im the leader im the one to trust
by @wadyah.mmm on ig June 15, 2024
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Alpha male

A guy with a small dick with mommy/daddy issues
Guy: I'ma alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom
Guy: *cry's in bottom*
by I made your mom gay December 27, 2021
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