secret squirrel

A personal idiosyncrasy or quirk.

A weekend at the Thompson's was long enough to see their secret squirrels start to come out.

Anna won't talk when she drives through a tunnel; she has to hold her breath. It's one of her secret squirrels.

by Chrissisyphus January 9, 2009

squirrel teaser

two fingers in anal cavity and one finger in vagina

yea, i gave her the squirrel teaser

after i gave her the squirrel teaser my finger smelt like fish

by timbo420 January 26, 2009

red squirrel

a red headed mom who's pussy is just the same color as a red squirrel

Guy one: Hey Lance Did you Get some Red Squirrel?
Lance: YEP

by kcroyals22211 April 6, 2011

squeeze a squirrel

taking a dump. this term keeps it in the rodent family to go along with prairie dogging.

dude after that roach coach food i need to go squeeze a squirrel

by long drive to reno April 11, 2011

Feral squirrel

a mentally handicapped person that has the facial features of a squirrel

He is defiantly a feral squirrel

by The cuntalope December 4, 2013

squirrel gripper

Someone who keeps a tight grasp of his nuts - usually derogatory, and implies that this is happening during masturbation.

"Bob could have held on to the kite longer if he wasn't such a squirrel gripper."

by Homer Szechual January 8, 2012

Squirrell Syndrome

Pertaining to a lack of composure of the bowels; vis.: bum-wee; esp. following a period of extensive alcohol intake beginning circa age 14.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Bum wee; corrosive flatulence; the inability to travel more than 20m without requiring defecation; sonorous and voluble digestion; the requirement to eat healthily for brief but ultimately insignificant periods; Chicken Cottage.

A recent 7-year study has found no medical cure.

Remarkable similarity to Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Noted for increased prevalence in Lincolnshire, UK.

Mike: I've got Bum Wee.

James: Must be Squirrell Syndrome. Chicken Cottage?

Mike: Yeah.

by A Random Architect November 13, 2011