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personally adtacked

The uncomfortable feeling you get when you see an ad that you /know/ has been tailored for you based on your internet history and location.
*Sees an ad for a vegan male enhancement drug *

I feel so personally adtacked right now.
by bruhstrap December 14, 2017
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hamburger person

People that just can't seem to ever get it right. They are hamburger. Ergo, the birth of a hamburger person.
Jadu: I think Don is a hamburger person.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: Don is clearly out to lunch.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: I asked Don if he was a hamburger person and he wasn't sure what I meant by that. Later, Don was moved to the hamburger person unit.
by jethrojones March 22, 2019
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Person rape

There is always some person rape in that Person
by 459395 March 2, 2022
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Person 6

nobody ever uses this; don't even try to do this too.
Person 1: hi
Person 2: hi
Person 3: hi
Person 1 and 2: WHO INVITED YOU
Person 3: sad
Person 4: HI I EXIST BUT NObODY EVER USES MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Person 1: shut up
*person 2, 3, and 4 stares at Person 1*
Person 1: what
Person 5: hi idiots
Person 6: you guys never talk about me ):
by WHAT IS THSI February 17, 2021
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Paper Person

Paper person is someone who is trusted and well liked, and unexpectedly turns out to be a creep. And then looking back at them realizing the clues are obvious (plural: Paper People)
by omenus November 29, 2022
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Person 12

The person that never existed and never will
Person 1: hey why are there like, only 6 people who exist?
Person 2: i dunno
Person 12: *doesnt exist*
by Microwaves7143 August 20, 2021
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Band Person

If Its a person...

-takes home their instrument to "practice" and comes to band practice and being shook and thinking about death when noticing that they didn't "practice".
- with a trumpet, is a person that is very cocky and obnoxious.

-that plays flute, they are highly depressed cause they can't hear themselves. And people calling them "tooty toot players"
-with a clarinet, is a clumsy person always dropping their reeds and always squeekin squeekin
- with a saxophone is just a car making traffic with their kind during class.

- with a trombone, they just love hitting people in the head and they sound like passing cars that are loud.

-with a Baritone just think they are a mini tuba.
- with a bari sax is just a Spongebob alarm clock.
- that plays drums, just bang bang and make fun of the people who need to breathe to play
Normal Person: I forgot to do homework! Can I copy yours???
Band Person: I didn't do it. I was busy practicing. (Actually did it)

min later in band

Band Person: *comes in*
Band Director: *looks*
Band Person 0-0 *walks out* nope.

another ex.

Flute: *practices scale*
Trumpet: *plays loud next to them*
Flute: CAN YOU NOT I CANT HEAR MYSELF!!
Trumpet: Even if I wasn't here you still wouldn't hear yourself
Flute: SIR!!!
Band Director: DON'T INTERRUPT ME IN MY ANIME EPISODE
by a tooty toot player February 7, 2020
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