Keanu Pees

Basically Keanu Reeves except he’s peeing

Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!

Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?

Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!

Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn

Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!

by Rotten_Cum December 27, 2021

vita pee

Neon bright yellow urine caused by taking too many vitamins.

I took the recommended vitamins and it caused vita pee. Vita pee looks like someone broke a highlighter in the toilet. $20 of my $30 vitamins ended up as vita pee.

by Gottalaughgirl April 8, 2015

Aggressive peeing

When 5th period is starting and you're still in the washroom, so you pee as fast as you can to get there on time.

Sometimes when you pee too hard you can feel the friction inside of you. It's also rlly loud and sounds like a minigun. Other people might hear it from other stalls, so be careful if attempted.

Rachel: Yoooooo Imogen do you hear that shit bro
Imogen: What is it? Stuff sounds like the trenches back in 'Nam
Maria: No worries sis its just that girl Hannah aggressively peeing again.
Hannah: *aggressive peeing*

by chimpkinpls69 June 1, 2020

pee boy

pee boy is a character from saiki k original name ( Akechi Touma )

teresa 1 : omg I love pee boy
teresa 2 : me too

by chokeondeeznutz August 16, 2021

Occupied Peeing

Peeing as loud as possible so that people outside waiting will hear it and not knock.

I heard someone outside of the bathroom, so I used occupied peeing to make my presence known.

by Ducit May 28, 2015

Pee scrolling

When you go to the bathroom, and take that minute to take a quick look at your phone.

I wasn’t really on Reddit much today; just some quick pee scrolling.

by Original Iron Dan July 26, 2023

Literal pee

Pee (literally)

Literal pee

by Bendew December 15, 2020