Sleepy John

a penis with Erectile dysfunction

Eric Mott has a sleepy john and he cries about it.

by Ugly pants April 12, 2011

John Paradise

a dark mostly unknown phanomene living in the trap house of Schnörwangens. He is besties with Kirsten and gets along with cows very well. His name comes from "John Deere", he likes to wear cappie of this brand
He likes them fine fine pickles out of the fine jar.
Cheese, ham, no fish for john.
Lunch at heidi is also always a pleasure
Secretly in love with Tim schnörwangen, jealous at Lina Rabe.

John paradise is a shy king cowboy sweetie
"My John is paradise."
"Are you going to spohler krug inventurparty?- j.p. Shakes head"
"Moin"

by A fine pickle jar February 11, 2023

Coppa John's

Another name for Papa Johns, Coppa John's is notorious for their nosy delievery drivers who call the police on their pot smoking customers.

Did you hear about the medical marijuana patient in Aurora colorodo who called papa johns and the delivery guy called the cops?

Oh shit! Boycott Coppa John's!

by 11godhhsul October 5, 2011

John Wallis

A truly big boy youtuber who gained 10 millions subs and lost them all in the same day however will be back up there someday. He is truly an amazing and as the Americans like to say "funny." He has definitely never tried to kiss up to a big youtuber for subs and his favorite food is himself because he a snac and a half.

John Wallis is my favorite YouTuber and he is potentially the best person to live on this earth.

by johngwallis July 13, 2018

Ralphy John

the act of spontaneously shitting your pants while projectile vomiting.

While at the movies sarah ralphy johned everywhere, not only dirtying the seat, but the man in front of her.

by devlin365 October 23, 2011

john preyra

a john preyra is one of those scam callers who asks to clean your ducts and if you want the new Punjabi newspaper. hes always smelling like curry and his pro cricket team is worse than the Pakistanis ammeter kid league. his pm didn't even get a visa. LOL. for some reason he likes to right on water( must be an Indian thing) and still rides an elephant to school. these people still live in there mothers basement until there mother dies( usually around 59). its pretty sad. we all wonder what that red dot on his head is for and he can teach tantrik yoga. "its basi cally like slumdog millionaire right?" that's what they say because for eternity there stuck thinking like life is a soap opera. if you put a cheese burger in-front of him, he kneels and bows.

this john preyra keeps calling for the Punjabi newspaper

by justsumdumguy September 18, 2018

John moment

When you attempt something that takes very little brain power but still manage fuck up.

Matt hit his head really hard and has lots of john moments now.

by Chuggington December 28, 2016