Child punchin pandas

A group of friends that like to make fun of each other and make odd jokes

They are like child punchin pandas making stupid jokes

by The one and only king savage December 29, 2016

KUNGFOO PANDA

morbidly obeese black and white criter roaming the earth top; often raping. His dope Kungfoo skills oftenly leave people in cumvolsion.

I was roaming the earth top, when i was raped by a morbidly obeese black and white criter called a KUNGFOO PANDA left me in comvolsion

by BRANDII MAE January 20, 2011

Panda

Someone who is extremely picky with sexual partners. It notoriously difficult to get Pandas to mate in captivity so when someone is referred to as a Panda, they are the type of person who needs the perfect circumstances to hook up otherwise they won't want to have sex.

He wanted to take her home from the bar but she was acting like a panda.

by Panda_guy April 3, 2024

Panda

Panda means a girl who wears really bad makeup and thinks she is very cool but actually has no friends :)

-Omg She is such a panda!

by Unknown Jokes February 27, 2017

Panda

A man who would rather snuggle and sleep than have sex.

"Aww he's so cute and snuggly! And he's really not going to have sex with me tonight...I should stop dating pandas."

by Synesthete March 22, 2020

Panda coons

Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.

See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.

by Loveydisco September 17, 2022

dope panda

fat people that grow weed in their backyard and sell it for cheap.

man, you should see my dope panda.

by mr.poopyface May 8, 2015