Joey

Sexiest THING alive huge fupa great fun too play with has the smelliest coochie in the universe

Omg is that Joey just looking at her makes my dick throb

by Joeyshot69 October 13, 2020

Joey

A lovable dumbass

Don’t be a Joey

by Dwp October 9, 2019

Joey

A type of person who complains about movement speed in games.
e.g. He wants a class with mobility and plays a stationary caster.

"See how Joey's playing a Warlock?"
"Yeah, where do the contradictions end?"

by Coronin August 3, 2018

joey bob

A sexy hands on man who is calm and collective, but a hick at heart

"We went fishing and naked sledding, but then he took me to a 5 star restaurant" "Wow, what a Joey Bob!"

by joeybob10 January 19, 2017

Joey

My bestie.

Oh my god Joey you’re such a drama queen!

by C5corvette January 18, 2022

Joey

Joey is a person who devastatingly attractive and loyal to a fault. Joey is kind and compassionate and a courageous defender of the dignity of all people. Joey’s eyes are bright and piercing. Their body is like a Da Vinci sculpture - exquisite design, tempered, but fiercely sexy. Don’t even think about kissing Joey or you’ll lose your heart. Joey’s lips are both soft and firm, full and tender. Just being in Joeys presence will get you tingling. Be friends with Joey - they will never let you down.

Joey walked in, the group smiled and cheered, and I immediately was able to breathe again because I knew my heart was safe.

by ClosetedCollin November 22, 2021

Joey

Literally the hottest person on the planet, and the only man many bi people will want

Joey fucked up by targeting what he meant to sacrifice

by R.M.N March 21, 2022