Dusche-Cannon

a dusche cannon is anyone thats being a fag, can be used to make fun of people in an arguement.

"Drew was such a fag for cutting himself"
"I know man, hes a real dusche-cannon"

by Muddass Pimpster August 12, 2008

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Mr. Cannon

Mr. Cannon is a god among men

Mr. Cannon can write poetry better than you
Mr. Cannon knows more about grammar than anyone in the world
Mr. Cannon is no simp
Mr. Cannon can beat Jordan

My teacher Mr. Cannon makes me handwrite my essays 3 times before I type it

by Gary_Winthorp April 22, 2020

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silk cannon

A slang for pension

She sucked on my silk cannon until it started shooting missiles

by Doughboyjunior June 12, 2023

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Loaded Cannon

When a person doesn’t shit for a day or two and have to go badly and begin to explode shit all over a unexpecting person who can be asleep.

Dude I wanna do a loaded cannon on Jim tonight

by Cream master December 1, 2021

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cum cannon

When your dick squirts too much cum on a girl

I cum cannoned your girl

by Dino Dick Dave April 12, 2019

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A fat, out of shape piece of shit. Who would typically take 30 minutes just to take a shit and stinks the hole bathroom up. Typically ways about 300 pounds and when talked about they say they don't way much more then the person who brings it up.

That dude is a, "PJ Cannon"

by DavidSlave September 7, 2021

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