Zach

Zach is a piece of shit that never played the fucking Sims.

Learn to play the sims.

Zach: "I've never played the sims, but I played Dragonball Z-"
You: "You fucking piece of uneducated shit."

Zach is a piece of shit that hasn't experienced the sims. He is a sim.

by lunaticqueen March 24, 2024

Zach Wilson

A quarterback drafted 2nd overall in 2021 by the New York Jets who is an epic bust.

What teachers like to say to misbehaved classes "Guys, fix your behavior, Y'all are good kids and will do great things, but this is unacceptable".

What I'd say "Guys, y'all are just bad, and I mean Zach Wilson levels bad".

by Clubboy November 21, 2023

zach

the best(and whitest) guy you will ever meet. everyone loves him. zach’s come off as players but really they are the softest kind of guys around. do not get me wrong, they will still act all manly around their friends, but they are a completely different person on the inside. they may seem like a frat boy, but they would much rather stay in and cuddle than go out. they are the perfect balance of party animal and chill. although they are very smart, they tend to be incredibly modest and don’t want to admit to it all the time. once they meet the one they want, there will be no going back for them or you. they flirt in subtle ways, but charming enough to get you interested. once they want to pursue you, they won’t stop until you fall for them too. the best things about zach’s are that they are not afraid to get down with you or your friends. he isn’t embarrassed easily, and is super fun when he is drunk(white girl karaoke). if zach is your boyfriend, he will spoil you, both in kisses and things you love. he is the softest boyfriend you will ever have, both inside and out. if you are lucky enough to have a zach in your life, hold onto them, although it might be hard for you to shake them off anyways even if you wanted to.

“damn that boy has the nicest ass i’ve ever seen !”
“he must be a zach”

by simp for you December 14, 2021

Zach Herron

A HOT BOY WHO CAN TAKE MY BABIES 🥵

MAN I CANT STIP DREAMING ABOUT THAT CUTE MOTHERFUCKER ZACH HERRON

by ZACH HERRON IS MINE BITCH October 26, 2019

Zach Rudduck

Someone who is constantly repeating dead memes.

Person- Hey Zach!
Zach Rudduck- YEAH BOIIIIII
Person- stop that's dead
Zach Rudduck- YEET!
Person- Stop Zach! All you do is repeat dead memes!

by Max Khaled March 8, 2017

Zach

Zach is a wonderful guy! Zach can get you mad the next minute and then make you forget all about it the next because of his charming smile and dreamy eyes. Zach is the type of guy who will make you feel like the only girl he’s ever loved! He will treat you like a queen and you will be his world! If you are dating a Zach then you are the luckiest girl alive!

Girl 1: Omg is that Zach?!
Girl 2: IT IS!
Girl 1: Whoever his girlfriend is, is SO lucky
Girl 2: I know I am!

by Mxcey December 6, 2019

zach

idiot, he is such a simp, he smells and he copies avs i simp for on roblox

zach you smell

by ella the noob August 23, 2020