wet burrito

the previous definitions are wrong and confused with other activities. a true wet burrito is when a man wraps a tortilla around his penis and then proceeds to recieve fellatio from a female parter. right before ejaculation he rams his burrito into her butthole to fill the wrap with "meat" aka fecal matter.

Som' bitch done got herself a wet burrito after back talkin me last night!!

by nononotme October 25, 2007

Wet Waldo

The act of ejaculating in your partner's ear, then proceeding to give them a wet willy in the affected ear.

We asked Melissa why her ear was bothering her so much, and she told us it was because of the wet waldo Mike gave her last night.

by JBlaze January 11, 2009

wet spaghetti

Having a flaccid penis.

Haha, whenever my roommate is with a cute naked girl, his shlong is like wet spaghetti!

by RBJ April 23, 2006

wet one

when you rip ass and your fart sounds like you just shit your pants, now remember if you hear someone rip a wet one no matter what they say it is still possible they have just shit all inside their pants and they are now walking around with a very embarrasing load in their shorts/pants.

"Oh my god did you just hear that!? I think dave just ripped a HUGE wet one!"

by Ballsack Mcgee Jr. August 19, 2007

wet cookie

It's based on the old pissing on marshmallows in a toilet, a training tool posed to male kids needing to learn how to practice with their accuracy. It turned into a college gag, a fraternity prank, where frat boys would piss on a cookie and offer it to new initiates or to other frat boys.

have a wet cookie

by Quanta Cookie September 17, 2010

wet masala

A brutal wet fart after a big delicious Indian meal.

Ah, that palak paneer was so heavenly! ... (Farts) Oh shit, I think that was a wet masala! Better run to the shitter!

by PostalMonk December 16, 2008

Wet Dippy

Similar to the Wet Willy, a Wet Dippy is the act of administering a Wet Willy while one has a dip in his/her lip. The result is one pissed off individual with brown gooie siliva and possibly bits of yummy tobacco in thier ear. A very humorous site for anyone involved... except of course for the recipient.

Jim: Dude, Andrew just gave Tristan a Wet Dippy!

Bob: Ewww, gross! God it looks like he's got a whole wad in his ear!

by Beltimus Prime February 9, 2010