Walmart boy

A boy that eats a girl out in the middle of Walmart

Boy: they call me Walmart boy

Girl: why ?
Boy: I ate a girl out in the middle of Walmart

Girl: ..... wanna go to Walmart?

by Tay1117 November 7, 2019

Walmartasaurus

Hideous creature characterized by disgusting hygiene, atrocious dress, and absurd personal mannerisms. Found in the aisles of retail giant Walmart, such creatures define the fringes of society, and in general, give a glimpse into just how fucked up someone’s life can get. On the World Wildlife Fund’s species list, their numbers are quoted as; “...WAY too fucking many!!”, and rising.

I was at Walmart when a disgusting smell made me puke. As I turned around, I was shocked by the horrifying vision of a Walmartasaurus that had stopped to take a dump in one of the aisles, and had scooped some up to offer it to me. I tried to run, but I soon realized that the store was overrun by these creatures, some doing even more disgusting shit than the one I ran into.

by aesirfan1963 November 8, 2019

Waldo

Where the fuck is he

Where the fuck is waldo

by s wafdeswdf December 23, 2019

Walmart

America's #1 low price leader where a lot of your friends/family shop I'm sure but there are almost always some customers who complain about customer service for example.

Walmart has great prices on a lot of things but the customer service was lousy if yah ask me.

by 0221SAM January 19, 2020

Walmarted

When you go to Walmart for a few items and end up buying the whole store.

Joe Mama went to Walmart to buy q-tips, body wash and razors and walked out with three sets of clothes hangers, a fishing pole, an umbrella and a Subway foot-long but forgot the razors. He got Walmarted.

by Trigger Nappy February 13, 2020

Walcott

A person who thinks he is good at everything but really isn’t he is full of ego and believes everything on the internet his breath smell worse than rotting garbage

Look at that Walcott

by I love Billie riskier February 18, 2020

Walcott

A dip ship who is full of ego and thinks he’s the best at everything but really isn’t he believes everything on the internet also he doesn’t take showers and his breath is worse than rotting garbage

Eww it’s Walcott

by I love Billie riskier February 18, 2020