what the bruh

When you have a brain aneurysm while trying to say "What the word", but in the middle of it you say "bruh" because you are having brain aneurysm.

Leo: "What happens when you cough up a hairball"
Josh: "What the..."
*Josh experiences brain aneurysm*
Josh: "What the bruh"

by papijamba October 23, 2019

WHAT ME WORRY?

One of Shakespeare’s lesser know comedies. “What Me Worry” was written following the success of similarly themed works:

"Much Ado About Nothing" (1598–1599)
"As You Like It" (1599–1600)
"All’s Well That Ends Well" (1602–1603)
“What Me Worry” (1604-1605)

The play is sometimes attributed to Alfred E. Neuman.

“A man can die but once, what me worry?” - Henry IV Part II
“What’s done is done, what me worry?” - Macbeth
“Beware the ides of March, what me worry?” -Julius Caesar (this quote has been debated)

by beckynot April 25, 2020

What the Cinnamon Toast F*ck is this

A reaction used to describe awkward moments such as a cracker saying the n-word.

What the Cinnamon Toast F*ck is this

by Thanoid June 1, 2020

What in fucks name are you doing

something you say when your confused as hell what this niggas doing that normal "what are you doing" wont work anymore

*grabs ice cream by the ice cream and not the cone*

Me: What in fucks name are you doing?

by iLiKeYoUrCuT G October 29, 2020

Whassack

A large covering of skin, referred to as a monstrous foreskin, over a donkeys penis. Usually utilized as an insult from a father to son upon first sight or greeting.

Son *enters house*
Father: “Hello whassack, you got your first fishy finger yet?”
Son: “No you dodgey bastard!”
Father: “One day.”
Son: “Piss off.”

by Anti-Monitored November 30, 2020

What asked

Something you say as a joke, mocking the terms "Who asked?" and "Who cares?"

Oh my god, dude, what asked!?

by JVATYT February 7, 2022

the what fuck

Meaning what the fuck (or wtf), except expressing more confusion than usual.

Person 1: "Remember that one thing we did that one time with that one dude?"
Person 2: "The what fuck...?"

by Mezalyth September 28, 2008