ur mom

A monster

Your mom scared the shit out of me

by Evantounge July 17, 2020

ur mom

ugly

ur mom is ugly

by plumpus mc thick December 16, 2020

ur mom

she's hot trust me she was in my bed last night she's a lovely lady with a great waist

ur mom: hey underaged kid
kid: hey qt ;)

by dfewfdfsdf November 24, 2021

ur mom

the funniest comeback in history

?? 1: hey u wanna got to a fancy resurant?\
??2: no i wann go to ur mom :)

by Urmominmyballs January 21, 2022

ur mom

The most sexy woman you will ever find. Ur mom is also one of the best jokes known to man.

Person one: im confused
Person two: no but ur mom is

by Voehnnn May 31, 2021

ur mom

An sexist saying, used to insult older woman.

I doubt people hear "ur dad" jokes.

Example:ur moms so fat and ugly she cant fit through the gates of heaven
Me:sexist

by why ur mom jokes arent funny August 28, 2021

ur mom

ur mom is so fat

ur mom joke

by dddddaaaaaaaaavvvvvvveeeeeeee February 28, 2022