purple turtle

When you have to go to take a shit so badly that you choke the turtle on its way out - making it purple.

John: Code brown.
Sally: Do you really have to go that bad?
John: Damn right, I've got a purple turtle.

by JandN August 28, 2009

turtle dick

What happens to males when they swim in cold water. The action of the penis retracting into the body to save heat.

Oh my god! I have turtle dick.

The water is so cold I got turtle dick

by Daren August 18, 2003

turtle creek

The shittiest neighborhood in the Pittsburgh area. It is a place where rats and trash sell drugs to each other and commit hate crimes for fun. Residents call themselves "Crickers", because they are stupid hicks. It is the home of Woodland Hills, a.k.a. Woody high, a disgraceful institution for the lowest of human life.

I went down to Turtle Creek to watch Central Catholic pound Woody high, and I got shot 18 times.

by Tyronius October 23, 2005

turtle

The last of the anaspids, they are chelonians.

You don't understand what I said.

by Anonymous May 3, 2003

Texas Snapping Turtle

Plain and simply a vagina

That girl has the most rank Texas Snapping Turtle I've ever smelt

by Andrizzle Brother fizzle February 15, 2005

Turtle Cock

A turtle cock is an uncircumcised dick that retreats into the foreskin, leaving just the tip exposed - thus resembling a turtle with its head poking out. A turtle cock is usually accompanied by a serious muzzie

Not to be confused with turtle cawk

bro 1: Look at the turtle cock on that motherfucker!
bro 2: I bet you he has a fat muzzie to go along with it!

by derpityderrp September 5, 2013

turtle face

Dr. Quinn's BIZARRO counterpart.

Quinn: "Why does my guy look like an egg, how is that--"

Turtle face: "Bizarro!"

Quinn: "OH DEAR SWEET GAWD!"

by Sub-Zero June 26, 2005