A song by _Lemon Demon_. It’s about someone who killed some motherfucker that insulted his trains. Rightfully so.
In the club, the Model Railroad Club,
A motherfucker said shit about my trains.
Might as well have took a shit on my brain
Cuz I went insane.
I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.
But the president never did let me back after that.
Shit, I said, "Fuck you.
Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"
My trains, uh.
My trains, uh.
I got small ones. Tiny little trains.
I come down here just to get away.
My trains, uh.
M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.
It's like magic. Magic trains.
I wish these trains could take me away.
A motherfucker said shit about my trains.
Might as well have took a shit on my brain
Cuz I went insane.
I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.
But the president never did let me back after that.
Shit, I said, "Fuck you.
Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"
My trains, uh.
My trains, uh.
I got small ones. Tiny little trains.
I come down here just to get away.
My trains, uh.
M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.
It's like magic. Magic trains.
I wish these trains could take me away.
by the ouma piss fic March 17, 2021
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A phrase daring the Black and Tans, pro-British constables during the Irish War of Independence, used by the Irish rebels.
It is famously known for being an idiom in an Irish rebellion song, "Come Out, Ye Black and Tans"p
It is famously known for being an idiom in an Irish rebellion song, "Come Out, Ye Black and Tans"p
Come out, ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man! Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders! Tell her how the IRA made you run like 'ell away, from the green 'n lovely lanes of Killeshandra!
by Qoulidude July 19, 2022
Get the Come Out, Ye Black and Tans mug.One who is sexually attracted to modes of public transportation without regard to the people riding inside of them. The act remains illegal in most metropolitan areas.
"I heard Rigel was arrested again."
"Yep, this time for reckless transitsexuality."
"Oh no what was it this time, another bus?"
"Nope it was light rail. the 4:15 from Long Island to Manhattan."
"Wow first it was the taxi, then the bus, now this!"
"Yeah I know he's all over the place."
"Yep, this time for reckless transitsexuality."
"Oh no what was it this time, another bus?"
"Nope it was light rail. the 4:15 from Long Island to Manhattan."
"Wow first it was the taxi, then the bus, now this!"
"Yeah I know he's all over the place."
by cirdellin December 18, 2009
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Get the Sexually Transmitted Cyber Disease mug.the type of drunk, where you are beyond drunk, but think you are not, and tend to attack your friends, and steel wheelbarrows.
Person 1: man, you were transmoglified last night.
Person 17: so that's where the wheelbarrow came from
Person 17: so that's where the wheelbarrow came from
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