fart tracks

When you fart so much, your panties are stained with poop particles.

When I took off my panties they were covered in fart tracks.

by Miranda816 April 27, 2015

fart hadouken

To fart in ones hands and push it forcefully in someones face whilst shouting hadouken.

"Oh my god he just totally fart hadoukened me!"

by Njones91 April 03, 2016

Took a Fart

When you go to the bathroom to take a shit, and you only end up farting. Then proceeding to wipe your butt and flush it.

Dude, I thought I had to take a massive shit, but I only took a fart.

by jonsnowlover October 25, 2018

Fart Rock

A fart rock is actually a rock containing sulfur that you can break, or scrape, to achieve a horrible fart smell.

Someone broke a fart rock in the hallway and it was so bad that they had to close it off for the day.

by Diesel AG April 04, 2009

fat farts

The farting sound resulting from trapped air escaping from between the sweaty bellies of two fat people fucking. (aka- beef queef)

That couple in the adjoining motel room kept me awake for over an hour with their fat farts.

by wolfbait51 April 03, 2011

fiddle fart

Doing nothing important, not doing what one is supposed to be doing according to action asked upon.

Whould ya'll stop fiddle farting around and get that trash taken out.

What are you doing? Fiddle farten around.

by Tim Griffith December 12, 2004

fart walk

To stroll while farting in order to avoid just standing there in your own stench. Similar to crop dusting, except this is not meant to be malicious.

...note left in office cubicle: "Be back soon. Needed to take a fart walk"

by brothermike October 12, 2005