eat the sheets

you’re getting hit from the back and your partner shoves your face in the sheets

Nate: “I’m gay”
Madi: “Oh so you like to eat the sheets?”

by theseb1tchesdidntlovesosa May 17, 2021

Eat bagel

In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.

"They just swept 5-0?? LETS GO!! EAT BAGEL" - Your teammate after you win a bout 5-0

by TehSwaggeest August 22, 2021

eating watermelon

Chinese netspeak.

Indicates that someone is observing but not getting involved.

Originates from an interview in China where reporters asked a man if he saw the incident and he responded 'I have no idea. I'm just eating watermelon'.

I don't know what the couple is fighting about next door. I'm just eating my watermelon.

A: Did you hear about what's going in (place?)

B: I heard but I've been eating watermelon all day!

by fw103 August 28, 2021

eat a cup

to have sex. it relates to the Friday Night Freaks' definition of goat.

I am a goat...I eat cups.

by FNF #7 February 8, 2003

Hood Eats

Only the ghettoest of food choices

A syrup and bread sandwich or ketchup and spaghetti or that nasty, ghetto school lunch

Person 1: Mmm. These school mozzarella sticks.

Person 2: That shit mid. That’s them hood eats

by Yruey February 28, 2023

eat a clip

With the intent of emptying a fully loaded clip on someone in a serious matter!

Tell him I said he can eat a clip if he pulls up

by Straight shooter February 13, 2023

Eating Shit

Having a really bad day.

John's girlfriend broke up with him, his mother died in a car crash, and he lost his job; today, John was eating shit.

by mrshiteater April 5, 2010