Shit the bed Matilda

a surprise of disbelief . Or fuckery

Well shit the bed Matilda did you see that guy stealing that tv!

by Sir Crapsaway August 2, 2016

bed-o-snakes

A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.

The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"

by cretin11 November 29, 2011

tattle-tale bed

A bed that makes loud noises from any movement, usually related to when sexual activities take place.

We got caught last night because she has a tattle-tale bed. Her dad hates me now.

by athemissbitch May 8, 2014

hillsdale bunk bed

When 2 persons have to defecate so badly and there’s only 1 bathroom available. The smaller person sits on the others legs on the John.

My friend and I realized we had a huge problem after Taco Bell. So we found our best solution was to make a Hillsdale bunk bed.

by Sweaty cat February 12, 2023

Full as a bed tick

Belly full up

Just had a large fish chips and curry sauce, my belly is full as a bed tick

by Mr Bute April 5, 2019

commit nether bed

a way of telling a person to kill themselves

Alex: I stole your diamonds
Steve: COMMIT NETHER BED!

by oofblox September 27, 2019

Bed Pussy Theorem

Anything and everything can be applied as the less lewd version of something else.

The Bed Pussy Theorem dictates that a bed is exactly like a pussy whereas the pillow is the clitoris, the mattress is the entire vagina, the blankets are the labia, and you are the newborn.

by CoochPunter July 28, 2019