cripple wagon

A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.

In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.

by zuma revenge November 6, 2011

wagon of cunts

a made up name for someone you hate but still funny

glenn peake is a wagon of cunts

by nipplelicker101 May 24, 2011

tart wagon

A window van full of people.

We just got passed by a tart wagon .

by LocalJ August 13, 2022

Scab Wagon

Someone so covered in scabs their sole purpose in life is to transport scabs from one location to another.

Bob has turned into a total scab wagon.

by CellFonePsychic April 8, 2023

Wagon wheel

Forming a circle, touching penises Tito to tip in order to form a Faraday cage for protection in the water during lightning events

Oh shit, I see lightning! Everyone wagon wheel formation stat!

by Dutch33 July 15, 2022

Wagon Wheel Track

A woman's incredibly huge vagina. Either noticed through tight clothing or bare. An excited exclamation as to the sheer size of said woman's swollen labia and slit.

Hey Billy Bob Sarah's vagina is so big it looks like a wagon wheel track in the mud!

by Swmpbck270 July 26, 2017

Kinky Wagon

A sex act consisting of two or more bearded men engaging in rear-entry penetration in or on an early 1990s Chevrolet Caprice station wagon.

Jose: I’m looking to spice up our sec life, mi amor.

Andy: Guess who just bought a Chevy Caprice wagon!

Together in unison: KINKY WAGON!!

Andy: Oof, that hurts, but I like it.

Caprice Wagon: Toot toot!

by Wagon enthusiast March 3, 2022