Seasoning the Greens

Seasoning your weed by adding a pinch of coke

‘Put the coke inside the weed, them niggas seasoning the greens’ J.I.D

by TBtheILLMATIC March 27, 2021

frosh season

It's a season where experienced 4th year undergrads and masters and Ph.Ds start showing froshes how to survive in university through their many years of experience.

Frosh SEason: Ph.D student: Wanna head to my place and study up on molecular biology?
Mary Kate Olsen: SURE

by budger August 27, 2006

Season you

To season someone means to pepper spray them since pepper is a type of seasoning

Person: Don't mess with me or I'm gonna season your eyes.
Bully: Don't be a wimp. Fight me if you dare.
Person: * proceeds to pepper spray the bully's eyes*

by @gigachad December 16, 2022

Drought Season

A period of time in which the supply of drugs in town is low.

"Eyo let's go get some weed."
"It's drought season fool all the plugs be dry."

by Edanzback May 26, 2022

Seasonal Ratchet Disorder

A condition by which an individual is adversely affected by winter weather conditions resulting in atypical ratchet and/or promiscuous sexual behavior.

It's only November and I see that Seasonal Ratchet Disorder is in full effect.

Do you have Seasonal Ratchet Disorder or is this just a regular thing?

by mn1234 November 6, 2022

Xmas Anal Season

During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.

Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.

by Holidays4men November 4, 2024

Gamoo season

The season where Lagomoo the great will put forth the most effort in music and media for viewers.

“Girl I am so ready for Gamoo Season it’s going to be crazy what he put out”

by Johnwixk4 December 28, 2021