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Teal Person

A teal person is someone who lights up the room as soon as they enter it. They’re perfect in every way, shape, or form. They refuse to believe it, and no matter how many times you say it, they laugh it off and disagree. This person has changed your life for the better, and they never realize how much they’ve affected your life.
“Wow, Fern is such a teal person… they’ve never realized it either!”
by Fern The Zest Fest July 26, 2023
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Wisdom The Person

He sounds black but he isn't. His dick is big enough to be black though. Wisdom is a fucked up retard who will shit on your face but hes also funny. He knows how to please a woman with his big erect fat purple carrot cock. He's really funny and can do a trayflip.
"I got fucked by wisdom the person last night"
"No way me too!"
"thats crazy I took his dick too"
"I fucked him too"
"He gave me watermelon when we fucked"

"He dicked me down"
"I too, was fucked"
"Welp, looks like we all got fucked by Wisdom The Person"
"I heard he can do a trayflip"
"Shut the fuck up stacy, nobody cares about you"
"Ouch"
by dildo faggins69 January 18, 2020
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Personality STD

Someone who is the human equivalent to all the symptoms of an STD.

A person with personality STD personifies symptoms including but not limited to: warts, oozy abscesses, itchiness, redness, inflammation of the rectum, and death.

These individuals use a form of bugchasing; they wish to contract personality STD and find delight in giving others personality STD. Unlike the traditional term if bugchasing, these individuals use stupidity as a form to contract and give this disease, as opposed to not wearing a condom.
Aaron: Government should regulate anything. Like lead paint. I mean, what, 4 or 5 kids must have died? I know this sounds harsh but, does the market have to suffer if a few kids die? I know I would give my kids lead painted toys.

Sophie: It causes severe brain damage.

Aaron: Well, thats not true. But if it was, then that would only happen if they put it in their mouth, and that's the parents fault. I mean, tell your toddler to stop putting things in its mouth.

Sophie: Stop trying to give me your personality STD.
by Jucier May 21, 2013
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Bullshit-Person

Someone who eats up bullshit, and repeats it enough to just pass on more misinformation. A bullshit person might also like to pretend to be something he or she is not, hold lots of false confidence or make false claims about personal capacities. Bullshit people might also expect and try to force others to think like them by personally attacking the other person for not believing them, trying to persuade, etc. .

People who form their beliefs based on the news and hearsay, then talk about it at length like it's actually real are bullshit people. They might totally ignore things like blatant photoshop, factual spin, realistic fiction storytelling, and other strong signs of propaganda, and then try to punish people for not believing it, as if lying is really going to help anything.

Bullshit people are manipulated, and they like to manipulate because they're collectivistic, authoritarian and generally a source of the same thing tearing and keeping everyone down, high and low, which is being subject to the greater machine, yanked and whipped along, like property, and not a self.

Bullshit people are trickers, fakers, liars, and tools of liars.
(Name) likes to read news about the most outlandish, senseless, obviously fabricated stuff, and when people point out that the whole base of the story was cooked to manipulate people, he just got angry, and tried to come up with bullshit arguments to convince them he was right. (Name) is a bullshit-person.
by DanZhukovin October 3, 2019
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Personal Bizus

When information about yourself is being discussed. Inside story about one's own life. Business that should not include anyone but you.
That is my own personal bizus.
by Double "GG" June 14, 2009
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They are the same person.

If you know about Greg (the fastest growing army on youtube) Then you will know it's leader, His name is danny gonzales aka drew gooden aka the true ceo of squarespace.
Drew Gooden's Greg, is the fastest growing army on youtube. They are the same person.
by hhhh¬ March 15, 2023
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TGA Person

1: Hey man, I love playing Fortnite!
2: You're a TGA Person.
by Not Bulina November 5, 2018
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