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Peach

The worst fucking fruit ever. They aren't even allowed for the whole world to eat and they look like ass. They literally looo like ass

Do you want your christian kids to eat a demonic fruit that symbolizes a sexual part of the body? NO

Worst of all, peaches went to jail, fuck that bitch. She should go to hell

Peaches arent even pretty, all those drawings of peaches ARE ALL TOO CUTESIFIED PEACHES ARENT EVEN PINK WTF AT LEAST MANGOES ARE YELLOW AND ORANGE IN ILLUSTRATIONS MANGOES ARE BETTER MANGOES ARE BETTER FUCK PEACHES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES
God: Hey, peaches are like, the worst fruit to ever exist

Satan: Yeah they are lmao
by Factsandmoreaccuratefacts September 18, 2020
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Peach

NORTH AMERICAN
Noun
1. a unit of measurement typically of weight equal to a microscopic organism
2. a unit of measurement of volume generally equal to or less than a molecule

Adjective
3. Cocky; arrogant; conceited; egotistical
(Example 1)
Dude 1: Bro!!! I just bench pressed like 4 peaches!

Dude2: WOW bro...you’re weak as fuck!!!

(Example 2)
Dude 1: Bro!!! I’m always pulling bitches. I got bitches washing my clothes, cooking me food and grabbing things off the top shelf that I can’t reach.
Dude 2: Wow bro...you’re being a real peach.
by PeachyOh July 28, 2019
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Lovely Peaches

Lovely peaches is a beautiful influencer who started her platform on instagram. Lovely peaches has been seen eating her used tampons, drinking cleaning chemicals, and much more beautiful things.
Lovely peaches is also a huge fan of Nicki Minaj.
by yourmomgayyyyyyy June 23, 2021
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Peach Basket

A desirable woman with a cute face and good fashion sense.
“Hey check out that hottie over there.”

Oh yeah, she’s a nice little peach basket ain’t she?”
by anonymous November 17, 2022
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Peach

An amazing and gorgeous person. The bestest friend you can have. A very kind Person. You are lucky to have her as a friend. She will always have your back. No matter what happens she will always be with you. She is the most amazing, lovely, beautiful and cutest person and friend ever!
by Don’t Worry, Be Hippie November 12, 2017
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busted peach

Referring to a woman's vagina , usually to one that resembles an exploded peach
" boy I'm gonna go home and get me some of that busted peach tonight"
by Trnt February 18, 2015
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Peach

It is a yummy fruit 🍑
I would love a peach 🍑
by Kai07 June 21, 2019
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