Italian coffee maker

An act of cumming on a girls face, but before doing so, you slap a Super Mario mustache on her giving her a concussion, then proceeding to dump hot coffee on her, finally, you add your cream the mix

Bro I got with Tiffany the other night. We got back to my place and I threw her around like a muppet, busted her head open on the door, then i gave her the old Italian coffee maker, just to show her my heritage.

by Peeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn February 20, 2021

Italian throwing star

When you find a rock hard slice of pizza left overnight in the box and throw it at someone

Tony used all of my Drakkar Noir so I chucked an Italian throwing star at him

by TravisBrann September 8, 2016

Italian mud pirate

Italian guy with one eye who shits on faces , spreading it all over with his cock, while screaming Yaaaaarrrr Matey as he puts his cock in the girls mouth.

Mike: I totally Italian mud pirated that girl last night, she was upset about the corn on the cob I ate earlier.

by Charlie Bucket II February 18, 2010

Hot Italian Sausage

When the head of ones penis is inside the foreskin of another's penis.

Susan Boyle was looking for something to do on Craigslist yesterday. She found 2 Gay men looking for someone to eat their hot italian sausage

by Huge Sack June 23, 2011

Italian dinner jacket

A man's sleeveless undershirt. White, or at least once-white.

Also called IDJ or an Italian tuxedo.

Bruno wore his Italian dinner jacket to Angelo and Carla's wedding.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Rubbin' on Italian leather

Jerking off a guido

Angela was at the shore last night and she was definitely rubbin' on Italian leather... all night.

by blainecherry April 2, 2009

Italian Tramp Stamp

When a man has a tattoo in the front between his belly button and penis

Bob's Italian Tramp Stamp read "Would you like to ride my chariot?"

by gladiator guido May 19, 2009