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Cheeks to the wind

Cheeks to the wind describes the act of a woman going to the toilet outside. Aptly named because of the fact that your butt cheeks are literally exposed to all the elements as you squat in the least ladylike manner.
‘Yo where’s J-Lo?’
‘She’s behind that car, cheeks to the wind
‘Jeez dude it’s snowing
by Candyshaft October 28, 2020
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the wind tunnel guy

The person whose mic is so loud over a discord voice call, that when they unmute, all you hear is their fan.
Yo who keeps <unmuting> the wind tunnel guy?
by nnnnyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2021
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The Wind Chamber

see also dutch oven A deadly cavern of toxic gas, generated by the repeated release of farts from ones arse under the duvet
Girlfriend ' you can get to f**k if you think Im getting into the wind chamber with you, it's a cavern of evil in there you sweaty egg blender '
by PBC January 17, 2008
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Wind ya neck in

Some bs Amy says when she wants someone to pipe down
J: you like it up the bum don’t you xx
A: wind ya neck in
by Native_Foreigner December 11, 2018
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Must've been the wind

phrase

The default, automatic response given by someone experiencing auditory hallucinations (often associated with schizophrenia or other psychotic disorders) when they hear a voice, sound, or noise that isn't there, and they need to quickly dismiss it to a concerned person nearby.

It's the verbal equivalent of hitting "dismiss" on a pop-up ad in your brain. The person saying it knows, on some level, that the source is internal, but saying this phrase is a coping mechanism to maintain a facade of normalcy and avoid further questions.

A phrase used to sarcastically or darkly describe the moment you realize you're having a symptom, but you're trying to play it cool so no one freaks out.

More broadly, any dismissive explanation for something clearly paranormal, supernatural, or just plain weird.
Friend: "Hey, are you okay? You just flinched and looked at the empty corner."
Person: "Huh? Oh, yeah, must've been the wind. Thought I heard something."

"The shadow-people were whispering my name again, but my roommate was looking at me, so I just shrugged and said, 'Must've been the wind.' Gotta keep up appearances."

"Did that painting just blink?" "Nah, must've been the wind."
by Kactiyde November 10, 2025
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It Blew Like The Wind

Used in reference to progress that appeared to have happened effortlessly, even though it may have taken a lot of effort. Similar to "the straw that broke the camel's back."
Did you hear about that guy who went from zero to hero over the summer? It blew like the wind.
by aphoenix2023 September 3, 2023
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wind turban

A moving-air-powered electricity-generating device dat uses wrapped-cloth headgear for catching da breeze.
If you fed a lot of Arab sheiks baked beans and cabbage, perhaps they would produce enough flammable-methane farts dat you could make a "wind turban" device to burn said voluminous anal-fuel for powering an electrical generating station.
by QuacksO December 7, 2020
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