tan tan

literally perfect in all shapes and forms and emotions and feelings and everything. perfect.

guy1: "tan tan has such a cute smile"
guy2: "yes, it is the golden ratio of smiles"

by bestievestie April 7, 2022

Tanning Bed

Something you should get stuck in

Hey bro
Hi
Go die in a tanning bed

by YOU_CRA April 21, 2022

Poo-tan

When the body over time develops a small stain around the rectum. it is usually brown but it depends on each individual diet.

Ben:Oh babe! you’re really starting to get a poo-tan??
Jessica: well I’m not getting any younger!
Should I get it bleached ?
Ben: no honey I like you just the way you are ..
You’re poo-tan is fine.

by Naminator33 February 16, 2022

Tan Dong Dong

It is a phrase that describes people who is annoying and gets angry a lot.

Student A: The...the...the uhhhhhhhhhhhhh SHUT UP!
Student B:ok... Tan Dong Dong

by Don't be dong dong November 22, 2020

lucas tan

a god and a big man tank boy he is so cool we should all be like him

lucas is such a lucas tan

by alpha male 101 December 15, 2020

Tan Pants Man

Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.

"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."

by SOG3 January 7, 2021

Jake Spray Tan

A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.

I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed

by Informativity January 26, 2021