The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze
“Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”
“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”
“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”
by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021
Get the Richard’s Ascotmug. In action when a sexually and romantically insecure and confused man (any age applicable) perversely watches and monitors a female of high social status and attractiveness. Some like to beat the meat while doing so….
Dude 1:Bro did you see Davonte richarding on Lauren’s insta last night on break.
Dude 2: yeah bro it was gross asf I heard him breathing heavy in the handicap stall…
Dude 2: yeah bro it was gross asf I heard him breathing heavy in the handicap stall…
by Maxdidsomeshit August 5, 2021
Get the Richardingmug. by ◉ ‿ ◉ July 11, 2021
Get the Richardmug. A man with dreams. A Richard looks like he is always having fun, like his life is perfectly fine. But he is working for his life behind the curtains. A Richard barely shares his personal problems to anyone, so if he shares them with you, you are one of the few people he trusts. Only certain people know that Richard is a lowkey loving person, because he doesn’t express it well. Richard is well-built and has a beautiful smile. His laugh is contagious and will make you smile too. Note: Richards are freaky and will take you on a rollercoaster of emotions.
by lolsiapahayo November 23, 2021
Get the Richardmug. by richname November 23, 2021
Get the Richardmug. by RichardKingofhatred August 12, 2025
Get the Richardmug.