Richard’s Ascot

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze

“Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”

“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”

by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021

Richard

Name for a man's penis.

Don't be a Richard

by Twizted_Soul May 15, 2020

Richard

Richard is 20 meters from your house and rapidly approaching.

Richard is outside your window now...
You can't hide from him,
He will find you...

by ◉ ‿ ◉  July 11, 2021

King Richard

A penis.

What am I doing tonight? Tonight I will be in the service of King Richard.

by americanmidwestsamurai April 21, 2011

richard woolf

A stubby circumcised potato cock

Girl: he was a 6/10 before we got back to tamarama and I saw his Richard Woolf. He's a strong 1/10

by the pitbull April 16, 2015

richard

okay that boy a fucking goofy he a richard

bro is such a richard

by hellohowareyouiambored May 29, 2022

richard pounder

A very good looking male who has a very large asset for the ladies. His identity is a mystery. His favorite song is sexy can i. He likes mrs. Green. Her ass is nice and tits are big. He is best friends with jeffrey oliverio.

Richard pounder will pay you a visit is his favorite pickup line.

by Jumbo shrimp 69x3 September 16, 2017