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Weightman Middle School

A school where almost everyone is failing. Idk y’all no one’s thriving but at least me and my friend gave birth to our blanket babies sheniqua the third and Karen in the hallway on pajama day. Karen’s gonna be a manager and Sheniqua the III is going to be the CEO of a new place called Bloomers 4 Boomers in New Hampshire. And even though we lost 43- 3 at a football game, we’re still better than john long. Periodt.
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Urban Dictionary: Weightman Middle School- A school where almost everyone is failing. Idk y’all no one’s thriving but at least me and my friend gave birth to our blanket babies sheniqua the third and Karen in the hallway on pajama day. Karen’s gonna be a manager and Sheniqua the III is going to be the CEO of a new place called Bloomers 4 Boomers in New Hampshire. And even though we lost 43- 3 at a football game, we’re still better than john long. Periodt.
by nickiminajspinkwig November 12, 2019
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Wallace Middle School

A Middle School in Waterbury , CT Where Once you Walk in , You instantly get into drama and get your dick sucked by a girl called Junat .
You got your dick sucked by Junat ?
You go to Wallace middle school ? No wonder you have hella drama
by Niggers March 25, 2017
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McClure middle school

The worst place on earth it basically a jail for learning its a living hell if you have Mrs Jacobson you best run

The kids that go there a fake and make me want to die literally die they are so stupid
The food is like plastic
The teachers are dum and rude

I don't recommend go there

If you walk on the wrong side of the hall you get iss

The only good this is PE

You will want to die if you go there
You remember McClure middle school
"Shithole jail or hell "
Yeah that shity ass place
by Vickieeeeee 🤤 April 10, 2019
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Suffern middle school

Where almost everyone is white trash and most are privileged as shit. There is a very identifiable "popular" group, they're all the ones who wear expensive designer clothes and complain about how much their lives suck. People are raping in the bathrooms and there are constant fights. Everyone has a dating life and all anyone talks about is sex. The teachers are assholes and dont give a shit about your well being literally even the guidance counselor doesn't help anybody and the nurses suck like you could go to them with a broken bone and they would be like "here's and ice pack go back to class." The worst part is that this is still the best school in the district.
"Omg I just started middle school and its actually the worst thing ever"
"Lmao you must be going to suffern middle school"
by Guest856 August 18, 2018
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Couch middle school

A school with hella ugly girls. Hella fake ass friends. U will only find a few real friends at this school. The teacher annoyin asf. A bunch of fake bangers
“He bsf” U walk away “I hate that bitch
🙌🏾🤟🏾👌🏾🖖🏾🖕🏾🤏🏾👌🏾🤟🏾✌🏾👏🏾👍🏾🤙🏾🤞🏾 Go home hello Mather what fo dinner crab legs really couch middle school
by Ixhatexyall January 20, 2020
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Middle School Angstlord

Any middle schooler who is always angsty and hateful about the world and everything.
Middle school angstlords are honestly the most pathetic people out there. They literally think that everything gets hard once they enter Middle School? Wait until they grow up and get a job in the real world. That's when they'll eventually look back on Middle School and think that it was a much more innocent time.
by CelticEagle February 22, 2019
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Durham Middle School

A suburban middle school fit for a bunch of wannabe gangsters, homophobes (vocal or not), and gays
A school were you can't give your suffering friend a hug because it violates an arbitrary touch rule.
A school that has no such thing as confidentiality.
A school that gives its kids panic attacks and doesn't bat an eye so long as they get that sweet, sweet A from them.
A school where you can get suspended for getting beat up because 'you must've provoked this person'.
A school where students get death threats from other students and are afraid to say anything due to fear of being ridiculed for your sexuality.
A school that couldn't be bothered to make more than a half-assed, glitchy, pathetic excuse for a website when they know full well that some students will have to rely on it for the full length of a global fucking pandemic.
A school that's one good act for any of its students is to make sure that a place like this never allowed to run again.
"I go to Durham Middle School"
"Oh my god, I am so sorry. This a dark period in your life but just know that it gets better. If you need anything just ask."
by HomogenousLoser January 6, 2021
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