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Hartlepool Handshake

North-east England equivalent of a 'Glasgow Kiss' - a headbutt.
"Well officer, the gentleman in question was proving to be most argumentitive, so I gave him a Hartlepool Handshake and went on my way"
by PoolieInNottingham October 17, 2025
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Peruvian Handshake

When two people shove one of their arms up the asshole and throat of a recipient and do a handshake in the middle.
"Do you two want to do a Peruvian Handshake on me?"
by badpiggiez October 21, 2025
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Boston Handshake

When You Sucker Punch a Man or Woman In the mouth
'hey guy stop runnin ya mug before I give ya a Boston handshake"
by niggajewbag October 29, 2025
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Romanian Handshake

The ceremonial handshake of the Romanian culture, where a native steals from the pockets of a visitor. This tradition is quite popular.
The guy who bumped into me on purpose gave me a Romanian Handshake and now I can't find my wallet.
by HungarianHorndog November 22, 2025
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Cicero Handshake

Shoving your hand as far up your ass, as you can then shaking somebody else’s hand directly after
I gave Mike the old Cicero handshake at work yesterday
by anonymous January 1, 2026
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Marco Handshake

You ever had a dude cum on your fist? That's a Marco Handshake.
I followed all the rules at work, I'll be getting a marco handshake tomorrow from the boss.
by Vox436573094 January 15, 2026
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Trauma handshake

When a trauma surgeon sticks his finger up a trauma patients anus to ensure there is no abdominal bleeding
“Hey, did you just shake the doctors hand”
“Yeah, why”
“I just saw him give the guy over there a trauma handshake
“Ewwww”
by Anonчмous February 5, 2025
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