Milky Handshake

When you spooge into your arm and give a handshake.

-Man, Tom just gave me a milky handshake!
-Ew, fkn fgt.

by KrunchyKrisp March 22, 2017

Fingering Handshake

When giving a handskade, you put your middle and index finger into the other persons hand and "finger" it

Meaning: it means that you wanna have sexual intercourse with the person you're doing it to, if they do it back, it means they are in on it

(fingering handshake)

I finger handshaked Jenny and she also wanted to fuck!

by XxBreadmakerxX April 03, 2018

Low-mount handshake

When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.

Dude, I just gave that hot bitch over there a Low-mount handshake!

by Dump truck January 04, 2017

Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020

Ohio State Handshake

In the state of Wisconsin, namely the more urban Milwaukee area, it is the moment when you put the money in the dealer's hand during a handshake.

I looked at the shit and it's good so here's the Ohio State Handshake to seal the deal and I'll call you again later.

by Milwaukee's Favorite Son September 07, 2022

frenchmans handshake

When a man jerks another man off

He’s the kind of guy that prefers a Frenchmans handshake over a real one if you know what I’m saying

by ThatCrackerOverThere January 01, 2018

Siamese handshake

Three people make a Oreo. The outside people lock hands and give a handy j to the inside person.

Logan and Rory gave a mean Siamese handshake to Bob.

by It's not broken July 07, 2018