shitty handshake

To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".

I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.

by villos69 May 8, 2017

Handshake

Thumb in the pink four in the stink.

When I had sex with her for the first time I had to be a gentleman and give her holes a handshake.

by Caulkcogan October 17, 2020

ninja handshake

A handshake involving many complex movements, but no one ever sees it because, as mentioned in the title, it is considered to be ninja-like, therefore cannot be seen.

Did you see their handshake?!

Of course not; it's a ninja handshake.

by mads1103 November 29, 2013

4-way-handshake

It's a Pythonic word of how when a Boy Python, Female Panda, Bearded Lizard Snake and a Girl Anaconda meet, they make a Padnacondira.

Your Girlfriend and Best Friend gave me a 256-way-handshake yesterday, while we were walking your dog.
4-way-handshake

by Textpectator July 7, 2021

tecoma handshake

An acrobatic move simultaneously executed by vaulting over your pal and landing upside down on his shoulder all the while firmly stroking his shaft

Hey my bro is tecoma handshake champion. His technique is faultless

by Felchfister August 22, 2022

Canadian Handshake

When one Canadian of either sex promptly greats another Canadian with a hey buddy , or hey guy and the widely acceptable hey friend. Followed by a fart if male or queef if female into the other Canadians face.

Did you see them two flapperheads down by the lake, I think they are about to do a Canadian Handshake.

by Gunnyfuy March 3, 2020

Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024