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Catering Engineer

One who repairs and/or installs equipment for the catering industry
I searched catering engineer Glasgow to find Diverse Catering Services. He repaired my commercial fryer, I had initially searched as I wanted to engineer a new meal
by Glasgow repairman August 19, 2022
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Engineer

Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance...
...How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer...
use a gun. And if that don't work
use more gun.
Like this Heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me
Built by me
...and you'd best hope not pointed at you.
by Engineergamingexpandededition December 10, 2021
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rr engine

a mangled shitshow of copyright infringement and unfair discord banning
that car is wrecked worse than the rr engine!
by gyat gyaterson June 20, 2024
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hood engineering

Completing something in a really scuffed and scrappy way, but it works.
1. I had to check if a number from 1 to 10 was odd or even so I made 10 if statements. That was some next level hood engineering!

2. I did some crazy hood cooking last night. I didn't have a rolling pin so I used a wine bottle instead
by cokezeroguzzler August 5, 2024
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That thing or person in your life that appears to exist simply to make your continued existence more difficult. This can be a friend, family member, colleague, pet, or just your hoopty that makes your life difficult. This is differentiated from a simple issue in that it can't easily be eliminated without substantial cost and rather than passively irritating you the PCIE appears to thrive on creating more trouble.
My personal chaos injection engine decided the set all my clothes on fire last night because I deleted "The Bold Type" from the DVR.
by Evil Architect June 26, 2018
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Jaimon's Engine Eggs

-When someone (if you know you know) cooks eggs at the campsite and finger bangs them with his mechanic oil stained fingers instead of using a spatula.
"Her food preparation skills scare me so much I would rather eat Jaimon's Engine Eggs instead"
by slaytotheslayslay December 10, 2025
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ABS ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS

ABS ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS
ABS ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS
by absenggsolutions September 28, 2020
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