meat carpet

ima gonna go out this weekend, get pissed and finish off the night with some meat carpet
by interbred.monkey May 28, 2021
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Bavarian Carpet Cleaner

The sexual act of cumming on a woman's rather large bush, then moisturizing your face by rubbing it vigorously against the cum-covered bush.
Is she shaved? Nah, man...you know what that means. A great opportunity to practice the Bavarian Carpet Cleaner!
by stroodlemc March 13, 2024
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Carpet Cleaner

An insult that means you are an absurd lunatic that makes no sense and you probably have no dad.

Ex;
Someone who discriminates because race, sexuality or gender.
"Dumb Carpet Cleaner, always saying racist stuff."
"That guys a Carpit Cleaner, better stay away from him.
by Jaspermcclapper September 27, 2022
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Carpet hoes

Carpet Hoes
(noun, slang)

Definition:
A term used to describe sex workers who operate indoors, especially in upscale environments like hotel lobbies, casinos, or convention centers — often in cities like Las Vegas. “Carpet” refers to the plush flooring in such venues, distinguishing them from street-based workers.
Example:
“We weren’t even in the casino five minutes before the carpet hoes were circling our table.”
by conbrochillman June 07, 2025
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Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.
The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.
by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019
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carpet juice

The dripping delicious delight from a women’s bush hair.
Jake:”Hey did you see the latest episode of THE LAST HAIR, bro he sucked her carpet juice right off!”
by MegaHighSchoolLevelGay January 17, 2021
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