Blue load

The load that a guy leaves after getting stood up. He then goes home and beats off.

Man I when home an shoot a blue load when stub me up.

by canus lupus October 24, 2008

blue apron

When your marriage is failing and therapy is too expensive, you use Blue Apron. Bonding over Blue Apron includes screaming together at the customer service representative about a tablespoon of tomato paste was missing from your package, posting pictures of mediocre meals on your Facebook, and bragging about the overpriced raviolis you made on your monthly double date. A divorce is inevitable, but it does extend the toxic relationship for a few months.

"Elizabeth and I have been trying Blue Apron. It's been pretty good to use so far, but they keep forgetting our damn tomato paste. If they forget an ingredient in our next package, we're going to have to settle for a divorce."

by ilikescarecrows October 3, 2017

Blue Sunflower

A uniquely created woman, the only one of her kind, who destine to be great. She is the sweetest, but sometimes difficult . She stands 5 feet in stature or 5ft and some change. She's adorn with cinnamon skin, intelligent and everything she touches is fruitful and blessed. She is a liturgical dancer, teacher, and epitomizes strength and beauty.

Syncia is the only Blue Sunflower in the world.

by Paperman March 19, 2017

Blue Boy

1.A boy who wears blue,and is mostly looking happy,but really,hes lonely,give a Blue Boy a hug!

Have you seen Jason lately?
Yeah!He is acting sad!
Hes a Blue Boy

by TheyCallMeCrybaby_123 November 12, 2020

blue roy

one who thinks they are the shit, but often get shit upon.

check out andy hitting on those high school girls.
yeah what a blue roy lets kick his ass>

by chaunsy gardener March 25, 2005

blue lagooning

To commit incest. As in the example provided by the characters from the movie The Blue Lagoon.

Those kids from West Virginia are really into blue lagooning, their parents will be pissed.

by Benny the Red April 16, 2015

blue-tard

A synonym for retard coined by the cartoon series "Red Vs. Blue." The term was originally used to describe Caboose, who wears blue armor.

You're a stupid blue-tard.

by Mechafox July 18, 2006