Text-Dilla-Phobia

TextDillaPhobia- A very common disease. Most common among teenage girls at the age of 12 to 21. Symptoms include - OverTexting, Constantly holding a Cellular Phone, Loud Shreeking, And Much usage of the words, LOL, And OMG in public. If you or a friend has symptoms of or has TextDillaPhobia, Quickly, If they have a cell phone, Shove it down their throats and keep jabbing them in the ribs until their cell phone starts dropping calls.

This is a life threatning disease.It is a real disease. So do your part and help stop TextDillaPhobia.

Pedestrian: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!
FireFighter: Fire, Happened so rappidly in so many parts of town, We couldn't contain it.

Pedestrian: What are the causes of the fires?
FireFighter: We have come down to one conclussion,
Text-Dilla-Phobia. Casualtys are around 6 billion. All dead.
Pedestrian: OH GOD!! Have they Qaurtined the area yet?
FireFighter:We are trying, But at this rate, The whole Country might be at stake. This disease started out small in few teenagers...But now its spreading...TO ADULTS AND CHILDREN!!
Pedestrian: This is serious. We might have to nuke every city at the source of this Text-Dilla-Phobia.

by CrimsonJagwire November 15, 2010

Reverse Text-Fuck

To repeatedly text your buddy or ex-girlfriend when you know that they are getting laid.

Stanley is upstairs banging Dawn. Let's Reverse Text-Fuck him.

by immature922 May 15, 2009

text drag

When you're walking with friends and one of them falls behind, concentrating on texting so hard that they can't walk as fast as they should.

"Guys, we gotta wait for Sarah... we've got a case of text drag here."

by Hazelmay May 7, 2009

victory text

a mass text message sent in the early AM notifying everyone that you know that you got a piece of strange that night. Inspired by Johnny Drama from the HBO series Entourage.

Joe: "Man, whos texting me at 4am. This better not be Chris with another victory text...."

Text Reads...From Chris: "I got some booty I got some booty I got some booty I got some booty! Victory!"

by xtopher78 May 8, 2009

palin text

When what you're trying to say comes out fucking retarded, like, "I’ll try to find you some and I’ll bring them to you."

I meant to send you this email in palin text because it makes no fucking sense.

by entropyG January 13, 2009

Phantom Text

When you have your cell phone in your pocket, you feel it vibrate across your leg, but when you look at your phone there is no notifications of a text message, or anything else of that matter.

It happens wherever, whenever. The Phantom Text happens to everyone with cell phones.

by P Krizzle April 1, 2008

text sputter

The inexplicable sending of texts or SMS messages in two to four-word fragments, exasperating the recipient. Someone who text-sputters usually sends instant messages on the Internet the same way, and fires off e-mails without salutations, sign-off, or even the quote feature. Indecipherable txtese thrown in for good measure is par for the course. Often can't be bothered with punctuation, and also favors writing in either all caps or all lower case. The kind of person who initiates first-time conversations with strangers with the word "and."

MICK: hey went to
tower records n
bought 3 CDs
2day thn I
pckd up dzn
rss 4
Rosalita then i

ROSALITA: This IS Rosalita. Can't wait for the flowers, but please consolidate the text sputter!

MICK: sorry I
didn't mean
to, will work
on
it

by SugarFreeSheila.com February 7, 2010