Polar Bear Tears

The tears you have in your eyes after a cold wind has been blowing in your face.

Its freezing out, hand me a tissue for these polar bear tears?

I wasn't crying, its cold out and I got polar bear tears.

by Jet Puff October 12, 2022

Nerd Tears

"Nerd Tears" is basically another way of saying someone is "Geeking Out" particularly nerds that are fans of all kinds of pop culture rather it be fan service or nostalgic connections appearing in their favorite media.

"I know this is lame but I broke down into Nerd Tears when I saw Hayden Christensen reprising his role as Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker in the new Obi-Wan Kenobi series".

"Seeing the fan casting of John Krasinski as Mister Fantastic in Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness was a dream come true, it brought me to Nerd Tears in the theater opening night".

by Butter Toons June 1, 2022

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No mugs of mine are for tears...they're for crude oil instead ;)

by InvaderInvader December 9, 2021

Tear of Terror

A Tear of Terror takes place when wiping your ass and your finger or fingers break through the TP into the mess that's left on your ass.

After taking a shit at school and using their cheap ass 1/232 ply TP, the Tear of Terror took place. Worked for a half hour getting the shit out from under my finger nails.

by Cramerica Industries December 17, 2021

Tearing up That Lettuce

Participating in intercourse so rough that only a true alpha could survive. Often with someone who could be described as Soggy lettuce.

A: Damn, Did you see Brad last night? It looked like he had a great time tearing up that lettuce.
B: He was in there for at least an hour!

by Toothpaste Man October 17, 2019

Trail of Tears

When a man's happy trail connects fully from the genital region north, ending and connecting to his chinstrap.

Ethel: "I was having sex last night and I followed the trail of tears to reach his schlong."

Margarie: "Oh my word, just the other day I followed one the wrong way and ended up at the chinstrap."

by Ocelcinion October 20, 2019

Faggot tears

Kinda like male tears but it's the cum of a faggot.

I drink faggot tears

by MFWANG October 21, 2019