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Tha Taint Grabba 

A very complex move performed during intercourse between a couple. It is performed by a series of steps to insure maximum grabbage.

1. extend hand out forward, with palm facing upand all but the pointer and middle finger retracted.
2. with the pointer and middle finger, alternate between the two moving them back and forth, making sure you maintain friction between the two.
3. this MUST be done with a pumping motion of the arm, as if you are ringing a truck horn horizontally. (without this, the grab will be rendered entirely useless)
4. rinse and repeat

There are several variations on the original move, however the basic function remains the same. These variations include, but are not limited to:

The Detroit Glide
The Seven State Sweep
Fakey
The Original
Momma's Style
Feet-to-the-Face Style
and many more
Well-to-Do Gentleman- Where's my money ho?
Less-Than-Attractive Woman- Nigga-ass foo, I ain't got
shit.
Well-to-Do Gentleman- Well then i'm gon' have to give ya
Tha Taint Grabba

Pucker taint 

Area of a man's taint which when pressed or licked causes his asshole to contract
I always cum like a wild cat when my girlfriend puts her thumb on my pucker taint
Pucker taint by Jason Dmc December 16, 2008

Mega Taint

The fictional or factual area on a person located between the wiener stick and the asshole of a person who is either nut-less or accused of being nut-less indicating a higher than normal pussy factor.
1) The footage is a little grainy, but it appears Dan has a mega taint.

2) Dan, I can't believe you're such a pussy. That chick was practically begging you to put it on her face and you just whimpered something and walked away. What a mega taint!
Mega Taint by Chamen September 16, 2009

Face Taint 

The area between the two orifices of your mouth--between your nose and your mouth.
I shaved my face taint yesterday, my moustache was starting to look scraggly.

Tranny Taint Pouch 

The pouch that is surgically grafted to the inside of the leg of a tranny to conceal their penis. This same effect can also be obtained with the use of a piece of material much like a maxi pad that holds the penis tightly to the taint.
I think that girl might be a man, I swear I saw a Tranny Taint Pouch on the inside of her leg!!
Tranny Taint Pouch by Eyedea October 13, 2012

Hairy Taint

Hey, you should go Google hairy taint.
Hairy Taint by Nameuser44 February 27, 2020

Taint Ticklers 

AAHHH! TAINT TICKLERS! PULL OVER!
Taint Ticklers by Mintin Man June 25, 2010