Blonde, tattooed, curvy females is what attracts a “Colsen”. if a colsen sees a blonde in public he will have to look twice.
by Daddy’s dong November 3, 2020

Used when texting as a replacement for what you really want to say, as in, you've typed and deleted several responses already but can't quite get the wording right . Let's the recipient know that you are mulling over the response and not ignoring the question.
Wayne: Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase?
Cassandra: Type delete
Cassandra: Type delete
by SecretRat November 11, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.>Puerto Ricans Are Welcomed In CUba If They Believe In Typing Testimoials, Exclusively On A Keyboard<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Puerto Ricans Are Welcomed In CUba If They Believe In Typing Testimoials, Exclusively On A Keyboard<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

When you are on a random video chat masturbating, and someone is having a conversation with you on the other line. You stop to type mid-jerk throughout the conversation. And you switch back and forth between jerking off and typing to this person
Can you believe this guy, I am trying to have a normal conversation but keeps type jerking. What an asshole!
by Bepplecola1 November 1, 2023

by WiTouLouw April 11, 2024

by Karma_26 January 26, 2024

when one needs to sound exited but lacks the ability to do so, such as during an internet conversation. It is accomplished by "spazzing" all over you keboard.
some examples would be:
"adsgfahsgdsadff"
"opdfkmkocpdsf"
"bjuvnvcjkxskfd"
..and so forth.
some examples would be:
"adsgfahsgdsadff"
"opdfkmkocpdsf"
"bjuvnvcjkxskfd"
..and so forth.
Dude1: man, I just accomplished (insert lifelong-dream here), i was all like "sahjdksahjsajkhsd"
Dude2: from the looks of that spaz-type, it was pretty exiting.
Dude2: from the looks of that spaz-type, it was pretty exiting.
by Von Stixx February 23, 2009
