" Matthew and Tristian were sitting on the floor barefoot snacking on vegan bacon crisps listening to tree music"
by Olemrgrey July 25, 2020
Get the Tree Music mug.my boyfriend and I went camping and decided to climb a tree for a tree-j. he was so excited that he tree-jaculated after only 10 seconds!
by agracefulklutz August 9, 2020
Get the Tree-J mug.A old relatively new trick devised by medical students at the University of Nairobi when taking Vivas. Where the goat is the student and the tree is the little knowledge he/she has, so you herd the goat to the tree and tether him there and graze until the time runs out or he is full
Distraught student: My pathology Vivas are tomorrow what am I going to do
Equally distraught but confident student: just use the old goat and tree
Equally distraught but confident student: just use the old goat and tree
by DistraughtComrade August 21, 2020
Get the Goat and tree mug.An evergreen species of tree that grows in Australia. Can live up to hundreds of years. Tends to have a very skinny elongated trunk with light colored leaves. Genus: Laniuthemasus Conifern. A very rare tree that can only be found in certain areas with the correct PH levels. A beautiful tree which sprouts many flowers in its flowering season. Absolutely gorgeous!
by yumatis23539476 January 25, 2013
Get the Benagli Tree mug.A young man, that looks significantly older than he actually is, who is forced to do the menial and boring tasks that others refuce.
Dolan: Hey man, I hate this new activity...
Abhi: Absolutely man, you've got a Gerard Tree right there!
Abhi: Absolutely man, you've got a Gerard Tree right there!
by Matthew Gilmore April 8, 2012
Get the Gerard Tree mug.A bird feeder that mad people put outside their window to look ugly.
No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.
Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.
No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.
Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.
Hey Andy, do you think I should buy this Window-tree so I can watch birds eat?
No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.
Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?
No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.
If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?
No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.
Will this Window-tree last long?
No, it's wooden, it will rot.
No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.
Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?
No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.
If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?
No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.
Will this Window-tree last long?
No, it's wooden, it will rot.
by L.s.v.Kennan July 24, 2012
Get the Window-tree mug.A discrete way of saying "let's go smoke some pot". Pot is Marijuana for all who didn't know. Marijuana is a dank plant that you smoke, and you feel a high.
by Annieiswhatsup September 12, 2011
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