misery-top

when you tell someone something slightly sad and they respond in saying something much worse, as though trying to win a competition that only they are participating in.

Person 1: "I had so much homework this weekend!"
Person 2: "Well I got attacked by a bear!"
Person 1: "Way to just misery-top me."

by geek522 November 6, 2011

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Top Room

is reference to people who are not relatively attractive who like to have group intercourse or like to have unconventional intercourse in the presence of others.

At the weekend they have a keen interest in top room activities
Im not interested in top room action
They are complete top roomers

by annonnamouse November 7, 2011

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When a man/womans' muffin top, has a muffin top. A more detailed version would be a double muffin top. but is mostly shortened to Duffin Top. Normally happens when the person tries to stick they're fat in theyre jeans, but still bulges somehow.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that one chick!?
Guy 2: ugh... total duffin top.

by 97k November 20, 2011

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Top-sighted

The inability to see a woman's bottom half while intoxicated.

"When I sobered up and the top-sightedness wore off, I realized that her physique looked like an upside down maraca."

"All I saw was a pretty face and a nice rack. I had no idea her body actually looked like my bong."

by David B Weingarten September 11, 2011

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