Toilet Man

A person dressed up as a toilet in the annual 4th of July parade. Featured since never.

My favorite float in the parade was the on with the Toilet Man.

by anonymous September 29, 2003

Toilet Beef

A (usually) non-ingestible artefact found in lavatories. Named for its similar appearance to beef, although its odour and edible qualities are notably less pleasant. Its origin is unknown, but it is generally agreed within the scientific community that it is from a biological source.

I just made some toilet beef, dude! Wanna see?

by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

toilet bombed

when you go to the toilet only to discover someone, or perhaps yourself from earlier, has left a rotting pile of shit and/or a bowl full of piss that has been sitting in the toilet unflushed.

It is especially bad if you have to lift the lid of the toilet first, then the smell of the old shit and piss explodes in your face. Much like a bomb.

::lifts toilet lid::
Holy fuck look at that turd! It smells like someone just took a shit in my left nostril. I can't believe I just got fucking toilet bombed.

by ThatsWhatVBSaid December 4, 2009

toilet face

When a chick is so nasty looking her face looks like a good place to take a shit and make an improvement

It was almost bar close so I picked up a toilet face to bring home for a slump buster

by dickfitswelljr October 29, 2010

toilet texting

Text messaging with one hand, wiping your ass with the other.

Kyle's phone broke because he accidentally wiped his ass with the same hand he was still toilet texting with. (PSA: Don't text while shitting!)

by Benutty March 6, 2008

toilet

the thing u poo in.. can't live w/ out them.. where else would u poo?

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

Toilet Sponge.

Take a sponge soak it in a water and flower solution. Then roll the sponge real tight and tie a peice of string or twine around it. Wait for the sponge to dry and then go find a toilet. Once you find a toilet you cut the string and push down on the flush lever. During the process of flushing, throw the sponge into the toilet. The sponge will get into the pipe and expand, cuasing the toilet to back up.

You can substitute the flower and water solution with hairspray.

Toilet Sponge is a janitors worst nightmare.

by Paul Della Valle October 28, 2004