A bit is a quick to sometimes medium length (If it's really funny or you get too carried away) joke, act, gesture, character performance, or anything you can do which is out of the normal for a reserved personality or formal conduct, intended to be humorous or to spice up a social setting.
Examples of bits include, but are not limited to:
Pretending a slow moving car is going to run you over, lying down and declaring "It's all over! Kiss me gently Angel of Death!"
When asked if you are a racist, and are comfortably not a racist, you put on a smug face anyway, raise an eyebrow and say "Yes".
Examples of bits include, but are not limited to:
Pretending a slow moving car is going to run you over, lying down and declaring "It's all over! Kiss me gently Angel of Death!"
When asked if you are a racist, and are comfortably not a racist, you put on a smug face anyway, raise an eyebrow and say "Yes".
"Bro are you actually a fan of Ben Shapiro?"
"No, but if I shill for him he pays me in sexual favours!"
"Wait really?"
"Nah man It's just a bit lol"
"No, but if I shill for him he pays me in sexual favours!"
"Wait really?"
"Nah man It's just a bit lol"
by Connoisseur of exotic "Bits" May 31, 2022

by Roberto ForMeNo August 17, 2016

"Bit the Yogurt" is an expression originating in the United States of America, specifically Saint Louis, Missouri in the early 1990s. The expression is used when a person enters into an endeavor with more enthusiasm than is required for the task and ultimately end in miserable failure.
Example: Dave got way too excited creating his Dungeons and Dragons character because his wizard died in the first 5 minutes of the campaign. "Dave really Bit the Yogurt".
by Magrifiedmonkey November 7, 2024

by AAblue August 26, 2021

Bits is another way of saying bitch. It's used for people who get insulted by being called a bitch, regardless of the connotation. It's supposed to be used among friends, kind of like saying bro, not for an insult.
Holden: Ayo, what's up bitch
Aubrey: Excuse me, are you calling me a bitch?
Holden: My bad, forget you like to get offended.
Holden: Ayo, what's up bits
Aubrey: Yo whatsup bro
Aubrey: Excuse me, are you calling me a bitch?
Holden: My bad, forget you like to get offended.
Holden: Ayo, what's up bits
Aubrey: Yo whatsup bro
by LookingForIkigai May 15, 2021

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by Tommy. boy April 26, 2021

Originally used in Alabama , Bit it’s just another way of saying bro or really just whenever you come in contact with someone
What’s up bit
by BG MF Jae March 9, 2022
