Sneaky Miyagi

The act of trying to quietly wax on and whack off without waking your partner sleeping next to you.

My wife fell asleep so quick last night I had to pull off a sneaky Miyagi.

by NakiraKitty August 17, 2025

sneaky jerk

pull off a quick nut when ur paenrts are home

oooooooooooh, that sneaky jerk really drained my balls

by UltimateMemer69 November 8, 2019

Sneaky

A morning load you leave in the toilet

I’m taking a sneaky right now.

by Yaisaidit17 January 17, 2022

Sneaky Phuckin Weasel

A Mythical Creature, dedicated to Party Karate. It is able to drink copious amounts of Tequila, without a hint of fear. It can sneak around town without being captured by the feds. Not to be mistaken for it’s timid spineless cousin the typical Sneaky Weasel.

That Sneaky Phuckin Weasel really rocked the party last night... I have no idea how he weaseled his way from the Feds!!!!

by Sneaky Phuckin Weasel March 1, 2010

sneakies

sneakies- a form of nudes that teases the other person, not everything but just enough to get someone going. also can be called, “the sneaks.”

Vin- “Yo did you see Brittanys ass.”
Rob- “Hell yeah she sent me sneakies last night.”

by kittenfuck April 21, 2020

Sneaky Lamborghini

A sex position, Just likely other. Just goes super fast.

0 to 60 in 5.3 seconds

The other night I got with a chicken and pulled a Sneaky Lamborghini and wad done in 5.3 seconds

by Bedfoe January 2, 2025

texas sneaky pete

The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.

The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.

by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019