Feral kids

A feral kid has no rules, no schedule, no stability, and no respect for anything. They look wild eyed at new encounters/people. They typically only socialize with blood relatives. It is possible they are not socialized out of there immediate circle creating strange ways and ideas with inability to carry normal conversations. These children are least likely to be involved in sports or organized activities. Most feral children are home dwellers where they don't have to conform to society and normal activities. These feral children are not necessarily misbehaviors but they are sneaky in nature. They have over exposer to adult programming, images, and information to mature for their years robbing them of their innocence and peace.

Those kids are feral they have no bedtime and cuss all the time, they have no respect for anyone at all and watch nothing but adult programming. No child should be exposed to their own parents pornography but those feral kids are.

by Samantha the stylist laughFIX May 26, 2019

Gifted kid

Synonym of “born to disappoint”

Person 1: “My son is such a gifted kid!”
Person 2: “Guess he’s born to disappoint.”

by Bootsieboo1385 January 5, 2022

elevator kids

Those species of humans who sit under stair cases or elevators and play Nintendo ds’s or games similar.

Oh look there’s the elevator kids under the stairs again

by bradster65 September 20, 2019

Kid Mouth

(the opposite of 'work mouth'). Language accidentally used on a construction site by workers with children at home.

Construction worker, accidentally dropping hammer: "whoopsie daisy".

Other workers: "ha ha - you have a kid at home don't you?"

construction worker: oh fuck - was still using my kid mouth.

by AngelinFlames March 8, 2011

divorced kids

Kids who have divorced parents and have to do with all the shit that comes with it

divorced kids have a hard life

by Artlover2000 July 9, 2015

gnome-kid

random person that has the unique ability to control garden gnomes for his own advantage. unfotunately these gnome-kids are usually very smelly.

martin is a gnome-kid. i dont like him. he is a gnome-kid.

by tom-o! May 6, 2003

neww kid

Someone who doesn't know what's up. Oblivious, some what rude, and a creeper.
Also could be a synonym for an asshole or dick.

"Wow stop acting like a neww kid."
"Go cry about it neww kid"

by DLTSHG January 14, 2009