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Flat Earthing

When an incoherent person who believes the earth is flat and everything is a lie rambles on about their whole belief on how it is "so obvious" that some big company would pay billions of dollars to lie to every civilian on the globe.
Flat Earther: "If the earth is round, then how come we have not been tossed into the ocean yet?"
Intellectual: "Please, stop flat earthing."
by Omega-Dragon June 2, 2018
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flat

if someone says you are flat, it means ur flat basically.
oinkawa dooru is a very well represented demonstration of this term referring to his FLAT ASS
guy 1; "ayO lOokiE hErE, ShE flat aSfFFFFf"
guy 2; "nah nah she built like a door deadass"
guy 3; " but she do be flat like thattttttt"
by hot2dmengobrrrrr May 24, 2021
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flat credit

Flat credit is a specific representation of mutual credit in which the point of sale is a unit of currency.

Flat credit is also called "blockchain syndicalism."
Flat credit treats each metalink from the Internet as a unit of currency.
by tomorrowtomorrow October 12, 2018
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flat election

A real Election where nobody cares who wins because all of the possible candidates are just as depressing and uninteresting as the others. I.A. We don't care who wins...you all suck, i'd rather take a nap.
I didn't even bother to vote, it's a flat election. Wake me up when it's over.
by SpdRscL November 14, 2023
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Flat Earther

A child-like thinker named Claudius has below average IQ, and is a Flat Earther.
by RoundEarther February 12, 2024
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Flat Tire

Kyler does it to me. So annoying.
KYLER STOP FLAT TIRING ME!!!

Bro that kid is annoying i'm gonna go flat tire him
by Leterz May 4, 2021
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Flat Us

Flat us houses people no one else is willing to house…YOUNGSTERS.

It's the one true solution for all a youngster could require when shifting to an unknown city for studies or for work.

Affordable prices, quality home cooked meal plans for every palate and complete privacy from landlords randomly barging into their rooms are some of the features it offers, but what truly sets it apart is that you might feel like you found your soul-mate in your room-mate. Yes, that’s the power of their compatibility test which will make sure you and all your room mates are 100% functional and jell with each other.

A blessing in disguise for all those starting a new life in a whole new place isn't it?
Don’t worry, just flat us!
by team flat us November 26, 2021
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