Taking a Brian

The act of going the bathroom with emergency diarrhea while standing up as a result of food poisoning.

I had some bad shellfish , I am going to the bathroom and taking a brian.

by Nomad person August 9, 2023

Taking Cream

A phrase used for when a guy looks unbelievably gay. As in he has an ass filled with semen. It can also be used to describe a hoe, who is essentially a sperm dumpster.

Man, that hoe looks like she is great at taking cream.

by JCan930 July 7, 2011

Take an Amber

It's like taking a shit, but instead of using a toilet you just lie in bed.

I was so tired last night that I just had to Take an Amber in bed.

by Joedaddy755 May 16, 2022

taking the rock

Said by a person in drug rehab

In two weeks, I'll be taking the rock.

by LVNILL December 16, 2017

Take a dumpling

When all you can crap is a little pebble after eating Chinese food.

I thought I really had to shit when I got home but I just had to take a dumpling.

by Oohmang May 11, 2015

take it nelson

Taking it Nelson meaning taking it easy or slow

There’s only three of us working today so we’re goin to take it nelson

by Ed shippo October 1, 2020

Take a break

Take a kit kat bar

Man I'm tired

Take a break. Take a kit kat bar

by I_am_your_gay_mom February 13, 2019