take a jizz

1) Drop a load of baby batter
2) shoot some spooge out the wanker

Your ol’ lady gave me blue balls, I really need to take a jizz

My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz

by KaySee101 October 26, 2017

take a billy

Take a hot shit

Hey I am going to take a billy.

by Take a billy September 1, 2020

Taking ropes

When a guy is shooting his cum load all over a woman.

"I heard you like taking ropes."
"I do, but not cum in my hair

by Eggnerd November 11, 2019

Take a bunga

The act of pissing out of your asshole before doing literally anything ever

Ben: it’s time to run to the store where’s Alex at?

Elliott: You know he can’t go anywhere without having to take a bunga first.

by [..] April 7, 2023

Taking a bath

When taking a bath, you are literally soaking yourself into your own filth.

When applied in a more metaphorical sense, it means to embrace the dirty and imperfect side of you (that is stigmatized by society).

Arthur Fleck: Ah fuck it, I'm taking a bath!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 16, 2020

take a soak

Canadian slang for bathing.

"Damn Helen, you need to take a soak."

"I need to relax by taking a nice long soak."

by xxz-iowa July 13, 2016

taking the picture

Trying to make to vying male primates friends again after consistently cucking one.

She was taking the picture.

by gopadres6969 April 21, 2019