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Ive taken speed in a needle for 17 years,im 47,sometimes full on for months,your life will turn to shit,sometimes once a month,thats more fun,its awesome for a big hit,some porn and great sex with your lady for 12 to 24 hrs ,its a great way to have sometime out from life.With speed you need to have an outlet for the intensity and we find sex is the best.You pay a huge price for the fun,as the next few days + suck,Hey if your going to play look after your body,make up for the shit you put in it,if it suits you play, if it doesnt dont,its addiction creeps on you,if you cant exercise some control with it,leave it alone,enjoy
by mark1 December 9, 2008
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Speech Impediment

A condition that some people have that results in them pronouncing words incorrectly. In addition, others will laugh at them cause it is REALLY REALLY funny.
Bill: Hey, do you have any CHI-WEE-OHS?
Cale: Naw bitch, but I have some cheerios. ole speech impediment havin ass.
by Cale Morgan October 16, 2006
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speedcock

Most effective in an academic or work situation, speedcock begins when the victim leaves a book or jotter open and leaves it unattended. The objective is to draw as many cocks as possible on the page before the victim returns.
*Scott turns and leaves the classroom*
*Joey turns immediately, opening a random page in his notepad and speedcocking that foo'*
by Jaybhoy July 2, 2008
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5 speed

When a girl goes to jack you off and treats it as if she is shifting a 5 speed truck.
Even was about to get a hand job but the girl just gave him a 5 speed!
by JohnSal April 1, 2009
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Beautiful Speed Limit

When one is driving, sees a visually appealing person of the opposite sex in the lane next to them, and slows down or speeds up in order to catch a better glimpse.
"Dude! Those two girls in the red Taurus! Assume the beautiful speed limit."
by Zycoolaman March 20, 2009
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Speedbag

Someone who gets their ass beat real bad in a fight, or loses every fight they are in.
1)Galvan, your a fucking speedbag!
2)You want to fight me? Whata joke, I will speedbag you.
by B Roz December 8, 2004
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