Steaming cup of coffee

From a Bud Light commercial.

An appearance of being in early and late to leave work, by placing an object on your desk that makes it appear you are there.

For example, when you sneak out of work early, but leave your laptop on on your desk and overnight. It looks like you stayed late and were in meetings all day, and the following day you came in nice and early.

Golf at 3:30 on a Tuesday? My boss is been riding my ass all week, I'd better leave a steaming cup of coffee on my desk. I'll meet you guys at 3:15.

by jiggerbigger003 April 23, 2010

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screaming cat

Synonym: camel toe

Hey, check me in these pants they're pretty tight and I think I may have a screaming cat.

by wolfeagle847 July 22, 2010

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Speaking British

When a speaker uses scholarly words in everyday conversation to make him/herself sound smarter.

Boy 1- So what’s up?

Boy 2- That habitual phrase is merely a proxy for the much neglected, “How are you today?” When you prompt me with-

Boy 1- Dude! Stop speaking british!

by YouHaveNoSense December 26, 2010

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Steaming Renee

When in a 69 position, both participants do a battleship at the same time.

Wow, after we did a Steaming Renee last night we've had to buy a new bed.

by FurryCrew April 21, 2011

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Screaming Vincent

what you become when you slam a screaming nazi, which is a shot that includes jagermeister, goldschlager, & rumple minz. the effects of this shot include rage, irritation, & a heightened volume of speaking, hence the title.

man 1: mmm.. that was a good screaming nazi.
man 2: ...that guy over there is lookin’ at me wrong... gonna have to go teach him a lesson...
man 1: oh boy.. here comes Screaming Vincent again..

by block bros. August 7, 2020

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